Comedy Stories
10 Black Comedy Stories (alphabetized by title)
4 Goofy Comedy Stories (alphabetized by title)
4 Goofy Comedy Stories (alphabetized by title)
BEST SERVED COLD
(black comedy)
Crop circle turns up… not typical pattern… it is a thumbprint
Researchers show up and then the thumbprint is scanned
Matches convicted pedophile on earth who was just released
Under microscope… pedo looks like he got away with a lot of stuff
He ends up with worshippers… celebrity status
Tom Cruise left Scientology to follow this pedo messiah
They pilgrimage to his RV camp
He’s unnerved by this… he wanted to lay low to get away with more stuff
There is another group that thinks the crop circle is a sign from aliens… kill the pedo as a sacrifice to the aliens
They want to kidnap him but he is aware and he is tough
One of his victims created the crop circle… paid the farmer to claim the crop circle wasn’t there the night before. Spent weeks making it… knowing it would expose the pedo to the world
Pedo figures to go to the farmer to lean on him… who then confesses
Now cat-and-mouse
Alien cultists defend victim against the pedo messiah group who support the pedo
They sacrifice the pedo for the aliens and thus protect the victim
However, absurdly the aliens show up at the end
(black comedy)
Crop circle turns up… not typical pattern… it is a thumbprint
Researchers show up and then the thumbprint is scanned
Matches convicted pedophile on earth who was just released
Under microscope… pedo looks like he got away with a lot of stuff
He ends up with worshippers… celebrity status
Tom Cruise left Scientology to follow this pedo messiah
They pilgrimage to his RV camp
He’s unnerved by this… he wanted to lay low to get away with more stuff
There is another group that thinks the crop circle is a sign from aliens… kill the pedo as a sacrifice to the aliens
They want to kidnap him but he is aware and he is tough
One of his victims created the crop circle… paid the farmer to claim the crop circle wasn’t there the night before. Spent weeks making it… knowing it would expose the pedo to the world
Pedo figures to go to the farmer to lean on him… who then confesses
Now cat-and-mouse
Alien cultists defend victim against the pedo messiah group who support the pedo
They sacrifice the pedo for the aliens and thus protect the victim
However, absurdly the aliens show up at the end
CERTIFIABLE
(black comedy)
(jake Gyllenhaal, Daniel Radcliffe, Adrien brody trio style)
They are paranoid schizos and they want out of the institution that they are in
So they are trying to define in-house shrinks that they have a new trendy condition… not chronic… acute and lesser (desperation anxiety)
Schizo is umbrella… so in-house shrink could be at forefront with publishing findings on new condition use the trio as subjects
Highlight problem of mislabeling and that those mislabeled can be on new meds… big pharma is pushing
So scheme that everyone is in on
Three are released although they are totally psychotic and dangerous
The trio living together trying to figure out how to survive
Big pharma is funding their lives
So one decides to do pornography to make money
Tries to convince other pair to join
But straight porn out because no stigma means huge penis
But can do gay porn on corrupting straight men theme… gay-for-pay
Does gonzo… on the street with randoms… totally illegal
But their big pharma liaison realigns their goals and gets them into the porn industry instead of indie stuff
One of the trio convinces porn stars to join his cult and go on strike… mafia that run porn are angry
One can’t live with his homo… shame…. Goes homicidal on tranny prostitutes
Third guy who started into the porn now has normal life… wife… house (a year later)
But has to go back into the porn cult because his cult leader buddy wants help and threatens to tell guy’s new life about his old one
He needs help with mafia
Prostitute killer has suicided… but it might be killed by cult leader
Dude who had cleaned up is now being stymied by being brought back into the insanity
So he kills the cult leader for the mafia
Big pharma keeps him safe from the cops
But after the murders… he readmits himself to the institution
But new shrink thinks they can sell everyone on a new diagnosis… that would see him freed
(black comedy)
(jake Gyllenhaal, Daniel Radcliffe, Adrien brody trio style)
They are paranoid schizos and they want out of the institution that they are in
So they are trying to define in-house shrinks that they have a new trendy condition… not chronic… acute and lesser (desperation anxiety)
Schizo is umbrella… so in-house shrink could be at forefront with publishing findings on new condition use the trio as subjects
Highlight problem of mislabeling and that those mislabeled can be on new meds… big pharma is pushing
So scheme that everyone is in on
Three are released although they are totally psychotic and dangerous
The trio living together trying to figure out how to survive
Big pharma is funding their lives
So one decides to do pornography to make money
Tries to convince other pair to join
But straight porn out because no stigma means huge penis
But can do gay porn on corrupting straight men theme… gay-for-pay
Does gonzo… on the street with randoms… totally illegal
But their big pharma liaison realigns their goals and gets them into the porn industry instead of indie stuff
One of the trio convinces porn stars to join his cult and go on strike… mafia that run porn are angry
One can’t live with his homo… shame…. Goes homicidal on tranny prostitutes
Third guy who started into the porn now has normal life… wife… house (a year later)
But has to go back into the porn cult because his cult leader buddy wants help and threatens to tell guy’s new life about his old one
He needs help with mafia
Prostitute killer has suicided… but it might be killed by cult leader
Dude who had cleaned up is now being stymied by being brought back into the insanity
So he kills the cult leader for the mafia
Big pharma keeps him safe from the cops
But after the murders… he readmits himself to the institution
But new shrink thinks they can sell everyone on a new diagnosis… that would see him freed
CLUSTER F
(black comedy)
(maybe starts with them airing their Zombicillin parody commercial – see end of this doc)
College students drop out try get rich quick scams (Jackass)
Create “challenges” for social media
Nothing catches or works
They try crank calls… nope
They try extreme… fake drive-bys… their own guys in crowd with squibs pretend they are shot
Public turns against them
So then they do two girls one cup style… make fake shit
At starbucks lineup in morning… stuff ass with fake shit… fart noise maker… reach in and eat it
Again negative feedback
Youtube bans their channel
Streethustles.com… challenge people on the street to do a stunt for money
Guy takes the challenge and pulls it off… but they don’t have the money to pay him
Leads to fight
Some kid records the fight. Worldstar
Goes viral… makes kid money
Shift gear… start using ebay… start grift where they inflate value of market by trading among themselves
Create fake craze by trading among themselves
They do create niche market for the item… Walkman into mp3 players
But large company exploits that they don’t have the patent
They hustle to get some money
With that money they make cryptocurrency… you mine for crypto through investing in a video game
It works… and illuminati show up and buy the crypto
But now kids are all ruled by stupid old fucks
So, the guys left a backdoor trick in the crypto that fight club crashes it as a bank system
Illuminati come after the guys and starts killing them
(black comedy)
(maybe starts with them airing their Zombicillin parody commercial – see end of this doc)
College students drop out try get rich quick scams (Jackass)
Create “challenges” for social media
Nothing catches or works
They try crank calls… nope
They try extreme… fake drive-bys… their own guys in crowd with squibs pretend they are shot
Public turns against them
So then they do two girls one cup style… make fake shit
At starbucks lineup in morning… stuff ass with fake shit… fart noise maker… reach in and eat it
Again negative feedback
Youtube bans their channel
Streethustles.com… challenge people on the street to do a stunt for money
Guy takes the challenge and pulls it off… but they don’t have the money to pay him
Leads to fight
Some kid records the fight. Worldstar
Goes viral… makes kid money
Shift gear… start using ebay… start grift where they inflate value of market by trading among themselves
Create fake craze by trading among themselves
They do create niche market for the item… Walkman into mp3 players
But large company exploits that they don’t have the patent
They hustle to get some money
With that money they make cryptocurrency… you mine for crypto through investing in a video game
It works… and illuminati show up and buy the crypto
But now kids are all ruled by stupid old fucks
So, the guys left a backdoor trick in the crypto that fight club crashes it as a bank system
Illuminati come after the guys and starts killing them
DAMON
(black comedy)
Harvard whizkid creates AI machine that crunches all data and determines how to fix the human race’s problems.
The machine has proven itself on two important occasions
AI recalibrates after solutions implemented and now concludes that all celebrities must be removed
Fans go insane and protest
A fanboy loses it and kills Harvard whizkid
But, Harvard whizkid created a trojan that allows his AI to access all electronic systems and execute insidiously on its plans
AI starts finding sneaky ways to assassinate celebrities or destroy their lives
FBI suspects technophile fanatics avenging murder of Harvard whizkid
However, once it is discovered that the AI is responsible, they can’t figure out how to stop it
They don’t want to scare people and so they won’t reveal the truth to the public
Then, someone recognizes that the public has to know because then the AI will become the biggest celebrity for killing celebrities and then based on its own program it will have to shutdown
(black comedy)
Harvard whizkid creates AI machine that crunches all data and determines how to fix the human race’s problems.
The machine has proven itself on two important occasions
AI recalibrates after solutions implemented and now concludes that all celebrities must be removed
Fans go insane and protest
A fanboy loses it and kills Harvard whizkid
But, Harvard whizkid created a trojan that allows his AI to access all electronic systems and execute insidiously on its plans
AI starts finding sneaky ways to assassinate celebrities or destroy their lives
FBI suspects technophile fanatics avenging murder of Harvard whizkid
However, once it is discovered that the AI is responsible, they can’t figure out how to stop it
They don’t want to scare people and so they won’t reveal the truth to the public
Then, someone recognizes that the public has to know because then the AI will become the biggest celebrity for killing celebrities and then based on its own program it will have to shutdown
EVERYBODY THAT EVER WRONGED ME
(black comedy)
Guy is going to stop being bitter
He is going to write a book about all the times in life that he was wronged
From petty nothing events to big things
Calls out the people. not well-written. Self-publishes it
It becomes a best-seller… cathartic
There was a fanboy for book who did research on who was named in the book
Deciphered the fake names from the book… and publishes the real names and exposes them
Those named become hounded
So those named class action lawsuit
Lawsuit can’t be won because fanboy did what wasn’t reasonable in the extreme research… wasn’t predictable by author says judge
Girl who was most cruel because he rejected her… she is super unpopular… but she doesn’t bear a grudge
She make public apology to him
They hook up
Celebrity couple
He is asked to write a second book by the public
He has finally figured out what to write.. but she dumps him and writes her tell-all “he wronged me too”
She tells about how he is awful
She is an awful person… her book was setup from start
Everyone believes her book… so he is unpopular
He seeks out his fanboy
fanboy is in church of satan… our guy joins… and realizes that it is a victim cult… not bad guys… smear by Christianity
branches out and does his scientology
becomes craze… it is about believing that you were a bad guy in previous life so you deserve what is done to you
then followers start using the concept to excuse new bad behaviour… claiming that they are simply fulfilling justice for those that they attack
purge… the cult is victimizing kids… mass events
our guy is abhorred by what has happened… and he is preparing to take down his own organization… but then someone he wrote about in his book shows up and tortures him on livestream
everyone watches
martyrdom… eyes gouged
our guy dies, but everyone rocks eyeless charms as rings or necklaces etc.
(black comedy)
Guy is going to stop being bitter
He is going to write a book about all the times in life that he was wronged
From petty nothing events to big things
Calls out the people. not well-written. Self-publishes it
It becomes a best-seller… cathartic
There was a fanboy for book who did research on who was named in the book
Deciphered the fake names from the book… and publishes the real names and exposes them
Those named become hounded
So those named class action lawsuit
Lawsuit can’t be won because fanboy did what wasn’t reasonable in the extreme research… wasn’t predictable by author says judge
Girl who was most cruel because he rejected her… she is super unpopular… but she doesn’t bear a grudge
She make public apology to him
They hook up
Celebrity couple
He is asked to write a second book by the public
He has finally figured out what to write.. but she dumps him and writes her tell-all “he wronged me too”
She tells about how he is awful
She is an awful person… her book was setup from start
Everyone believes her book… so he is unpopular
He seeks out his fanboy
fanboy is in church of satan… our guy joins… and realizes that it is a victim cult… not bad guys… smear by Christianity
branches out and does his scientology
becomes craze… it is about believing that you were a bad guy in previous life so you deserve what is done to you
then followers start using the concept to excuse new bad behaviour… claiming that they are simply fulfilling justice for those that they attack
purge… the cult is victimizing kids… mass events
our guy is abhorred by what has happened… and he is preparing to take down his own organization… but then someone he wrote about in his book shows up and tortures him on livestream
everyone watches
martyrdom… eyes gouged
our guy dies, but everyone rocks eyeless charms as rings or necklaces etc.
GAME CHANGER
(black comedy)
Gamer who is a bitch in his online clan
He has ploy… puts on voice and pretend to be his irl roomie
The clan thinks that the roomie is awesome
The clan pushes for splitscreening… but our guy has to make excuses
So creates separate account… gets messages…
The clan loves the fake roomie and hate the original especially the clan leader
Girl gamer joins the clan
Wants fake roomie
Tries to suck up to our guy to learn about roomie
She tends to defend the clan leader
Photos from super hot gamer girl is bullshit
Real gamer girl was actually the clan leader trying to warm up clan to a good female gamer joining
She is interested in the fake roommate… wants to meet. Our guy is intrigued and sets up the date
He replaced the roomie and apologizes. Lies
But girl isn’t the real girl but was a replacement as well (gamer girl’s roomie)
Our guy makes that discovery and realizes that the girl is also the clan leader
Our guy does fake suicide story for the roommate to nix him from the equation
The girl disappears from the clan and as the clan leader
Our guy wants to understand what happened so he finds her irl
She explains the issue of being a good girl gamer but not being much to look at
So, he comes up with a fun idea on how to spin it… to bring the clan leader back… but put the girl gamer in charge
Everyone leaves the clan because they don’t want a girl as clan leader
But our guy and the gamer girl stay together and put a new team together that works
(black comedy)
Gamer who is a bitch in his online clan
He has ploy… puts on voice and pretend to be his irl roomie
The clan thinks that the roomie is awesome
The clan pushes for splitscreening… but our guy has to make excuses
So creates separate account… gets messages…
The clan loves the fake roomie and hate the original especially the clan leader
Girl gamer joins the clan
Wants fake roomie
Tries to suck up to our guy to learn about roomie
She tends to defend the clan leader
Photos from super hot gamer girl is bullshit
Real gamer girl was actually the clan leader trying to warm up clan to a good female gamer joining
She is interested in the fake roommate… wants to meet. Our guy is intrigued and sets up the date
He replaced the roomie and apologizes. Lies
But girl isn’t the real girl but was a replacement as well (gamer girl’s roomie)
Our guy makes that discovery and realizes that the girl is also the clan leader
Our guy does fake suicide story for the roommate to nix him from the equation
The girl disappears from the clan and as the clan leader
Our guy wants to understand what happened so he finds her irl
She explains the issue of being a good girl gamer but not being much to look at
So, he comes up with a fun idea on how to spin it… to bring the clan leader back… but put the girl gamer in charge
Everyone leaves the clan because they don’t want a girl as clan leader
But our guy and the gamer girl stay together and put a new team together that works
HOLLYWOOD SEX TAPE
(black comedy)
Jim Carrey and Tom Hanks are famous comedy duo
Tom Hanks star is waning now
Jim Carrey went on to serious roles… Oscars
Tom Hanks has tried to revive his career… getting bad advice from publicist and PR team
New PR team want to try radical stuff
He fakes serious injury… brain injury… media discovers
He needed to do the stunt… because he is being blackmailed by mafia… also bullshit
But someone steps forward and says… yeah he owed money because of irresponsibility… public hates him even more
Blacklisted in Hollywood now
He is selling off his big stuff
IRS is after him
So he moves back with his parents for a bit
Parents didn’t know he had money troubles
Next day he wakes to parents doing garage sale of his kids and teen stuff
He worries there is scandalous items that will make things worse
He found VHS tapes... and realizes he might have got lucky
He watches old VHS…
Jim carrey and tom hanks guy partying just after breaking into the industry
One tape has sex scene… cosplay elements… Halloween party
Sex tape is of jim carrey guy with another female who is unknown
He leaks it to paparazzi… it will ruin jim carrey guy who was playing jesus in movie to be released that year
But… sex tape is positive sensation
“he fucked for our sins”
Gary Busey type character actor notices the positive media stir for carrey sex tape… he feels for tom hanks because they used to work together…so he approaches tom hanks guy… we need to make fake old sex tapes… using modern computer tech
Gary busey wife is up for it and will be used… gary will pretend to be cucked for tom hanks
Hanks isn’t sold on it… but comes around
Tape does help hanks and he gets a few new roles
But, Gary Busey goes crazy and commissions more and more without permission… and everyone realizes that the tapes were all fake
Jim carrey now unpopular because they think his tape was fake… the girl in that tape was wife’s sister. She divorces him. he goes schiz… hanks replaces him as jesus in the film
Hanks up on cross when jim carrey wife comes in and rings him out because carrey went schiz and the girl in the sex tape was her sister…
(black comedy)
Jim Carrey and Tom Hanks are famous comedy duo
Tom Hanks star is waning now
Jim Carrey went on to serious roles… Oscars
Tom Hanks has tried to revive his career… getting bad advice from publicist and PR team
New PR team want to try radical stuff
He fakes serious injury… brain injury… media discovers
He needed to do the stunt… because he is being blackmailed by mafia… also bullshit
But someone steps forward and says… yeah he owed money because of irresponsibility… public hates him even more
Blacklisted in Hollywood now
He is selling off his big stuff
IRS is after him
So he moves back with his parents for a bit
Parents didn’t know he had money troubles
Next day he wakes to parents doing garage sale of his kids and teen stuff
He worries there is scandalous items that will make things worse
He found VHS tapes... and realizes he might have got lucky
He watches old VHS…
Jim carrey and tom hanks guy partying just after breaking into the industry
One tape has sex scene… cosplay elements… Halloween party
Sex tape is of jim carrey guy with another female who is unknown
He leaks it to paparazzi… it will ruin jim carrey guy who was playing jesus in movie to be released that year
But… sex tape is positive sensation
“he fucked for our sins”
Gary Busey type character actor notices the positive media stir for carrey sex tape… he feels for tom hanks because they used to work together…so he approaches tom hanks guy… we need to make fake old sex tapes… using modern computer tech
Gary busey wife is up for it and will be used… gary will pretend to be cucked for tom hanks
Hanks isn’t sold on it… but comes around
Tape does help hanks and he gets a few new roles
But, Gary Busey goes crazy and commissions more and more without permission… and everyone realizes that the tapes were all fake
Jim carrey now unpopular because they think his tape was fake… the girl in that tape was wife’s sister. She divorces him. he goes schiz… hanks replaces him as jesus in the film
Hanks up on cross when jim carrey wife comes in and rings him out because carrey went schiz and the girl in the sex tape was her sister…
LIGHT
(black comedy)
University prof with severe Aspergers… mainly left alone in his department
He doesn’t have to teach… just research
New dean thinks he should have to make the effort to teach
We will get you the pro help you need… but you have to teach
In fact dean makes Light do faculty camping trip… dean, program director, director’s son, and Light
Director’s son is autistic
Dean wants it to be hunting trip
Seems crazy to have dream team on hunting trip
Deer hunting
Dean has hunting dog
They find a deer that is already dead… weird growth on its neck
Autistic kid gets too close
Dog freaks on autistic kid
Light shoots dog
They leave separately
Light is being affected by spores as well… cough and rash on neck
He is mesmerized by school crossing… and ends up hitting kid by accident
Arrested and put in jail pending trial
Aspergers makes it so he won’t allow anyone to pay his bail
His rash causes him to be taken to infirmary
Another prisoner in infirmary is trying for an escape
The rash is affecting him… he is losing his memory and blacking out
Other prisoner uses Light as hostage to escape
Escape driving on highway
Escaped prisoner dumps Light in town
Light can’t remember who he is
Ends up homeless for a time
Rash is growing and changing his body… scales on arms
From streets… he stops a crime… alley gang rape
He has super strength
But then after beating he collapses
Wakes in hospital… john doe… they are examining his rash and cough
His super strength cells from arm tissue is cancer resistant… cure for cancer
Govt shows up to take him away
During his transfer… govt vans run off highway… and zealot activist group abduct him because they want cure for all… mole in govt agency
He escapes the activists using flight
He is manifesting superman powers
He decides to suicide to avoid being experimented on
But he can’t kill himself… he seems immortal
So he flies to moon and sits on dark side of the moon alone for a time
Meanwhile Dean and director are also infected and others around the world
Later Light is invited back to earth by super powered beings
Many had been infected and they became super powered… they claim it is paradise and that all problems are solved for humanity
Light claims he killed a kid with his car and he would have to be in prison
He declines offer and stays put
Later he returns to earth… but three super villains killed all humanity
It is a ruse… one of the super villains has the ability to alter perception… so Light sees the world destroyed but it isn’t
Govt hired three super powered villains to kill all the other super powered beings
Only Light is left to kill
Light is ability to figure out the ruse.. he kills the girl that alters perception and then kills the other two super powered villains govt goons
Now Light is the only super powered being
He demolishes the govt agency that was assassinating super powered
Now Light is only one
People worship him as messiah
He makes speech as “messiah” telling them that he will watch on them from above but not as the man he is… and that he has to be left alone or he will leave again and not listen to their prayers
He feeds them monotheistic bullshit
Final scenes is him having to teach his course… hall is no standing room… questions related to deification and answering prayers and not the school topic
Light leaves campus and flies away from earth and continues through the cosmos
(black comedy)
University prof with severe Aspergers… mainly left alone in his department
He doesn’t have to teach… just research
New dean thinks he should have to make the effort to teach
We will get you the pro help you need… but you have to teach
In fact dean makes Light do faculty camping trip… dean, program director, director’s son, and Light
Director’s son is autistic
Dean wants it to be hunting trip
Seems crazy to have dream team on hunting trip
Deer hunting
Dean has hunting dog
They find a deer that is already dead… weird growth on its neck
Autistic kid gets too close
Dog freaks on autistic kid
Light shoots dog
They leave separately
Light is being affected by spores as well… cough and rash on neck
He is mesmerized by school crossing… and ends up hitting kid by accident
Arrested and put in jail pending trial
Aspergers makes it so he won’t allow anyone to pay his bail
His rash causes him to be taken to infirmary
Another prisoner in infirmary is trying for an escape
The rash is affecting him… he is losing his memory and blacking out
Other prisoner uses Light as hostage to escape
Escape driving on highway
Escaped prisoner dumps Light in town
Light can’t remember who he is
Ends up homeless for a time
Rash is growing and changing his body… scales on arms
From streets… he stops a crime… alley gang rape
He has super strength
But then after beating he collapses
Wakes in hospital… john doe… they are examining his rash and cough
His super strength cells from arm tissue is cancer resistant… cure for cancer
Govt shows up to take him away
During his transfer… govt vans run off highway… and zealot activist group abduct him because they want cure for all… mole in govt agency
He escapes the activists using flight
He is manifesting superman powers
He decides to suicide to avoid being experimented on
But he can’t kill himself… he seems immortal
So he flies to moon and sits on dark side of the moon alone for a time
Meanwhile Dean and director are also infected and others around the world
Later Light is invited back to earth by super powered beings
Many had been infected and they became super powered… they claim it is paradise and that all problems are solved for humanity
Light claims he killed a kid with his car and he would have to be in prison
He declines offer and stays put
Later he returns to earth… but three super villains killed all humanity
It is a ruse… one of the super villains has the ability to alter perception… so Light sees the world destroyed but it isn’t
Govt hired three super powered villains to kill all the other super powered beings
Only Light is left to kill
Light is ability to figure out the ruse.. he kills the girl that alters perception and then kills the other two super powered villains govt goons
Now Light is the only super powered being
He demolishes the govt agency that was assassinating super powered
Now Light is only one
People worship him as messiah
He makes speech as “messiah” telling them that he will watch on them from above but not as the man he is… and that he has to be left alone or he will leave again and not listen to their prayers
He feeds them monotheistic bullshit
Final scenes is him having to teach his course… hall is no standing room… questions related to deification and answering prayers and not the school topic
Light leaves campus and flies away from earth and continues through the cosmos
MEETINGS ALL MORNING
(black comedy)
“Hear Who’s Back?”
“Huh”
“Hear Who’s Back?”
“Oh yeah… I started into it”
“Dude you have to binge the first season. Can’t break the flow”
Next guy comes in…
“Hear Who’s Back?”
“Year we were just talking about it”
“I’m on Season 2”
“Such a good show”
“Such a good Show”
“you did season 1”
“yeah… a few episodes into 2”
“so.. have you gotten to…
Other guy interjects
“dude no spoilers”
Guys try to mouth it and they keep going
“you’ll ruin it for him”
“you can’t ruin it. It’s too good”
“you can ruin it”
“ruin it like your mom’s pussy”
Meanwhile inner head is talking now “he just won’t listen…”
When people are listening and not talking their mouths open gaping in surreal ways and reveal a little living head inside their head. When they speak, the main large head goes to normal and you can’t see the little head
The little inner heads talk to themselves in mutterings and seems self-deprecating and depressed
One day, a female inner head speaks to the protag inner head and he is shocked
Setting: the office around the water cooler
He heard her voice but now the little inner heads aren’t paying notice to him… just muttering
He starts to be more focused in his thoughts… introspective
He tries to reach out to the other little heads… finally frustrated “just look at me, will you?”
She does
There is a breakthrough
The next day at work… the inner heads can speak
They converse
They try to rouse other inner heads… but fail
Romance for pair… but then disagreement and frustration
Awkwardness
“hell is other people”
He starts to focus on controlling his host body… starts to develop tricks to control the host body
He shows up at her place which is weird because the host bodies are people who don’t like each other
He explains his techniques
They get the couple to quit their jobs and do a business together that suits the little heads
But then host bodies fight back and break up the coupling… and end the business
They are at separate office spaces now
So our guy develops new technique to make his inner head bigger
The inner head has eventually taken over the outer large head and the inner head is in control of the whole body
He tries to approach to speak to the woman’s inner head but can’t get to it now… and is stuck with the main personality which sucks
But one day after he thinks all is lost… there she is and you think she is just the crappy woman, but then she speaks and it is the inner head that also took over
Subtle subplot… one of the coworkers unrelated… goes schizo and references the “inner voice”
(black comedy)
“Hear Who’s Back?”
“Huh”
“Hear Who’s Back?”
“Oh yeah… I started into it”
“Dude you have to binge the first season. Can’t break the flow”
Next guy comes in…
“Hear Who’s Back?”
“Year we were just talking about it”
“I’m on Season 2”
“Such a good show”
“Such a good Show”
“you did season 1”
“yeah… a few episodes into 2”
“so.. have you gotten to…
Other guy interjects
“dude no spoilers”
Guys try to mouth it and they keep going
“you’ll ruin it for him”
“you can’t ruin it. It’s too good”
“you can ruin it”
“ruin it like your mom’s pussy”
Meanwhile inner head is talking now “he just won’t listen…”
When people are listening and not talking their mouths open gaping in surreal ways and reveal a little living head inside their head. When they speak, the main large head goes to normal and you can’t see the little head
The little inner heads talk to themselves in mutterings and seems self-deprecating and depressed
One day, a female inner head speaks to the protag inner head and he is shocked
Setting: the office around the water cooler
He heard her voice but now the little inner heads aren’t paying notice to him… just muttering
He starts to be more focused in his thoughts… introspective
He tries to reach out to the other little heads… finally frustrated “just look at me, will you?”
She does
There is a breakthrough
The next day at work… the inner heads can speak
They converse
They try to rouse other inner heads… but fail
Romance for pair… but then disagreement and frustration
Awkwardness
“hell is other people”
He starts to focus on controlling his host body… starts to develop tricks to control the host body
He shows up at her place which is weird because the host bodies are people who don’t like each other
He explains his techniques
They get the couple to quit their jobs and do a business together that suits the little heads
But then host bodies fight back and break up the coupling… and end the business
They are at separate office spaces now
So our guy develops new technique to make his inner head bigger
The inner head has eventually taken over the outer large head and the inner head is in control of the whole body
He tries to approach to speak to the woman’s inner head but can’t get to it now… and is stuck with the main personality which sucks
But one day after he thinks all is lost… there she is and you think she is just the crappy woman, but then she speaks and it is the inner head that also took over
Subtle subplot… one of the coworkers unrelated… goes schizo and references the “inner voice”
THE HEARTBREAK KID
(black comedy)
Mel Gibson hothead type HW star puts in a modern performance in a modest film but because he is hot shit, he has been voted to win the Best Actor Oscar
Then, news comes out that one of the other actors nominated has concealed his aboriginal ethnicity
He reveals his ethnicity and becomes a woke darling
There is pressure on HW to give the darling the Oscar despite votes already being tabulated
Producers lean on Gibson to decline the award and hand it to the darling
Gibson thinks it is absurd
One producer is ultra woke and threatens to blacklist Gibson if her doesn’t decline the award
Gibson accepts the award and calls out the producers that threatened him
The producers start tanking Gibson’s career
Downward spiral with scandals in the media
He is dropped by his agency
He can’t get work
He auctions his Oscar statue for peanuts
He then goes berserk and hunts down the producers
He abducts three of them from separate places (party, vacay, etc.)
Turns out that a pair of Wachowski type directors have been secretly filming Gibson’s fall
They have cut the footage to produce a compelling movie which the public love
Gibson is nominated for a best actor Oscar and wins.
Gives his acceptance speech
(black comedy)
Mel Gibson hothead type HW star puts in a modern performance in a modest film but because he is hot shit, he has been voted to win the Best Actor Oscar
Then, news comes out that one of the other actors nominated has concealed his aboriginal ethnicity
He reveals his ethnicity and becomes a woke darling
There is pressure on HW to give the darling the Oscar despite votes already being tabulated
Producers lean on Gibson to decline the award and hand it to the darling
Gibson thinks it is absurd
One producer is ultra woke and threatens to blacklist Gibson if her doesn’t decline the award
Gibson accepts the award and calls out the producers that threatened him
The producers start tanking Gibson’s career
Downward spiral with scandals in the media
He is dropped by his agency
He can’t get work
He auctions his Oscar statue for peanuts
He then goes berserk and hunts down the producers
He abducts three of them from separate places (party, vacay, etc.)
Turns out that a pair of Wachowski type directors have been secretly filming Gibson’s fall
They have cut the footage to produce a compelling movie which the public love
Gibson is nominated for a best actor Oscar and wins.
Gives his acceptance speech
GYM RATS
(goofy comedy)
Inspired by Clerks
Gym with vegan bar attached
Film in b/w
Old guy heart attack scene
Roid rage with weights
Ego lifter
Guys cruising in lockerroom
Rerack weight argument… fight
Common gym issues
Jay and silent bob… filming girls doing squats for social media channel otherwise they half rep… not really working out
Dante guy who runs gym… was natty had gf… worked out together… healthy. Fitness model
But after she dumped him… he juiced… addicted. He is powerlifting instead of fitness model
New gf like that… she is juiced as well
Old gf comes back to workout casual
Dante guy is pining
Randal guy works at vegan bar… but doesn’t eat healthy… doesn’t work out. Fraud
He criticizes people at gym about form. About using smith machine. Using pussy pad
So dante guy gets off roids to impress his old gf
Goes to funeral of roid guy… thought it was roids… turns out it was autoerotic asphyxiation… obvious from open casket (tongue out of mouth)
Randall guy goes to candy store and gets candy that he mixes into the vegan shakes at his bar
Massage parlour fiasco… dante just wants normal massage but randall forces it to be erotic
Jay silent bob filming the jerkoff session
Dante attacks Randall and trashes the vegan bar
“I didn’t even get enough protein today” is his saying
(goofy comedy)
Inspired by Clerks
Gym with vegan bar attached
Film in b/w
Old guy heart attack scene
Roid rage with weights
Ego lifter
Guys cruising in lockerroom
Rerack weight argument… fight
Common gym issues
Jay and silent bob… filming girls doing squats for social media channel otherwise they half rep… not really working out
Dante guy who runs gym… was natty had gf… worked out together… healthy. Fitness model
But after she dumped him… he juiced… addicted. He is powerlifting instead of fitness model
New gf like that… she is juiced as well
Old gf comes back to workout casual
Dante guy is pining
Randal guy works at vegan bar… but doesn’t eat healthy… doesn’t work out. Fraud
He criticizes people at gym about form. About using smith machine. Using pussy pad
So dante guy gets off roids to impress his old gf
Goes to funeral of roid guy… thought it was roids… turns out it was autoerotic asphyxiation… obvious from open casket (tongue out of mouth)
Randall guy goes to candy store and gets candy that he mixes into the vegan shakes at his bar
Massage parlour fiasco… dante just wants normal massage but randall forces it to be erotic
Jay silent bob filming the jerkoff session
Dante attacks Randall and trashes the vegan bar
“I didn’t even get enough protein today” is his saying
HARDCORE DAD
(goofy comedy)
Will ferrell type dad
He has a kid… boy… wife pregnant
He grew up with an unloving set of parents… never allowed to do anything fun (flashbacks)
So he decided to make his parenting all about fun
But reckless
So contact hockey beer league with kid in backpack on his back
Bungie jumping with kid… at lowest point… holds kid out to touch ground
Insanely dangerous stuff
Brawl with bikers at bar… dad makes sure son doesn’t get hit while also kicking ass
Wife wants it toned down for the daughter
Son is eight years old now and is doing his own stunts
Filming it … stunt show
Stunt goes wrong… bear baited by kid in bear costume
But bear ends up raiding cottage and demolishes it
Cottage owned by mobster who gets mad about it
Wants the kids captured by his goons
Now hardcore dad has to jump into action
At the end… hardcore grandpa
(goofy comedy)
Will ferrell type dad
He has a kid… boy… wife pregnant
He grew up with an unloving set of parents… never allowed to do anything fun (flashbacks)
So he decided to make his parenting all about fun
But reckless
So contact hockey beer league with kid in backpack on his back
Bungie jumping with kid… at lowest point… holds kid out to touch ground
Insanely dangerous stuff
Brawl with bikers at bar… dad makes sure son doesn’t get hit while also kicking ass
Wife wants it toned down for the daughter
Son is eight years old now and is doing his own stunts
Filming it … stunt show
Stunt goes wrong… bear baited by kid in bear costume
But bear ends up raiding cottage and demolishes it
Cottage owned by mobster who gets mad about it
Wants the kids captured by his goons
Now hardcore dad has to jump into action
At the end… hardcore grandpa
IT: SOME ASSEMBLY REQUIRED
IT = integrated technician
(goofy comedy)
Future… humans transformed using technology… cybernetics, gender transition
Guy is lonely
Notices his fart smells weird. Calls a friend and tells him.
Suggests it could be stomach bug… why not go get the new stomach implant
Then later… sees his hand… hand doesn’t look normal
Weirding out
Woman comes over… sex
He looks down at penis… not familiar
She thinks he is self-conscious,… nice to be with guys that are natural… so many guys using cyborg penis
He says it looks different
She thinks he is weird and she goes home
He goes to shower… comes out and looks in mirror… not his face!
Freaking out
Calls friend
Friends suggest he come over for dinner party with other couple
They are waiting for him to arrive…talking about him and how he is weirding out… and doesn’t have any enhancements. They think that is super weird… like skateboarders or goths with no tatts
Our guy arrives
And they work on him… propagandizing cybernetics
Décor is weird. Half and half. Fashion is half and half. Facial hair
Woman has a moustache
Meredith… big will Ferrell guy “when I was a little girl”
After dinner party our guy goes home
He order cyborg penis… prosthetic enhancement… like Halloween muscle suit
He orders and it arrives immediately
Big huge manual… installation instructions are impossible… hub needs to be plugged in… cords are tangled
Adults talk valley girl like high schoolers
He can’t get the prosthetic to work… call for IT help… on hold for hours
Finally gets IT help… Indian accent
He wants to talk tot man… woman says she was a man.. so she understands
Asks for supervisor… put on hold. Musak
Package it up and send it back… might be defective
Then girl he fucked come back
So he unpacks prosthetic again and tries again
He blows up his junk
She sees it “oh that’s so cute. I’ve never seen one like that before”
IT = integrated technician
(goofy comedy)
Future… humans transformed using technology… cybernetics, gender transition
Guy is lonely
Notices his fart smells weird. Calls a friend and tells him.
Suggests it could be stomach bug… why not go get the new stomach implant
Then later… sees his hand… hand doesn’t look normal
Weirding out
Woman comes over… sex
He looks down at penis… not familiar
She thinks he is self-conscious,… nice to be with guys that are natural… so many guys using cyborg penis
He says it looks different
She thinks he is weird and she goes home
He goes to shower… comes out and looks in mirror… not his face!
Freaking out
Calls friend
Friends suggest he come over for dinner party with other couple
They are waiting for him to arrive…talking about him and how he is weirding out… and doesn’t have any enhancements. They think that is super weird… like skateboarders or goths with no tatts
Our guy arrives
And they work on him… propagandizing cybernetics
Décor is weird. Half and half. Fashion is half and half. Facial hair
Woman has a moustache
Meredith… big will Ferrell guy “when I was a little girl”
After dinner party our guy goes home
He order cyborg penis… prosthetic enhancement… like Halloween muscle suit
He orders and it arrives immediately
Big huge manual… installation instructions are impossible… hub needs to be plugged in… cords are tangled
Adults talk valley girl like high schoolers
He can’t get the prosthetic to work… call for IT help… on hold for hours
Finally gets IT help… Indian accent
He wants to talk tot man… woman says she was a man.. so she understands
Asks for supervisor… put on hold. Musak
Package it up and send it back… might be defective
Then girl he fucked come back
So he unpacks prosthetic again and tries again
He blows up his junk
She sees it “oh that’s so cute. I’ve never seen one like that before”
PETTING ZOO
(goofy comedy)
Charlatan trolling Beverly Hills looking for cougars as sugar mamas, but he is getting too old
Grift isn’t working
He goes into pet salon tracking a woman
In grooming salon… weak male is world’s best dog groomer
Owner of pet salon is fruitcake and has no respect for the groomer
Grifter talks to pet groomer and learns how much money can be made
So, he wants to be trained… and in exchange he will teach wimp how to stand up for himself
They agree
Then cute down-to-earth girl comes in but grifter joking ignorance about pets turns her off
So he gets good so he can impress her
She makes raw food diet for dogs
He learns about quirky designer dog industry
He has side hustles… segway dog walking… he even puts the dogs in side car for segway to make it go faster
He realizes dog pulling is problem… grifter innovates the spray collar for dog leash
Dogs quickly stop pulling and learn to heel
Dog product is sensation
So then dog trade show…
He is moving his product
Wimp is doing grooming… he freaks out on salon owner… crowd applauds
Poker playing dog… grifter is invited to play..
He gets on dragon’s den from trade show hookup… big contract
Girl is at show with her raw diet
She supports him for his dragon’s den presentation
She is rich and not impressed with grifter going lavish
They part
So he takes his money and sets up rescue dog organization for all the bastards that gave away their dogs after COVID
Then she rediscovers him… and loves him for his charity
(goofy comedy)
Charlatan trolling Beverly Hills looking for cougars as sugar mamas, but he is getting too old
Grift isn’t working
He goes into pet salon tracking a woman
In grooming salon… weak male is world’s best dog groomer
Owner of pet salon is fruitcake and has no respect for the groomer
Grifter talks to pet groomer and learns how much money can be made
So, he wants to be trained… and in exchange he will teach wimp how to stand up for himself
They agree
Then cute down-to-earth girl comes in but grifter joking ignorance about pets turns her off
So he gets good so he can impress her
She makes raw food diet for dogs
He learns about quirky designer dog industry
He has side hustles… segway dog walking… he even puts the dogs in side car for segway to make it go faster
He realizes dog pulling is problem… grifter innovates the spray collar for dog leash
Dogs quickly stop pulling and learn to heel
Dog product is sensation
So then dog trade show…
He is moving his product
Wimp is doing grooming… he freaks out on salon owner… crowd applauds
Poker playing dog… grifter is invited to play..
He gets on dragon’s den from trade show hookup… big contract
Girl is at show with her raw diet
She supports him for his dragon’s den presentation
She is rich and not impressed with grifter going lavish
They part
So he takes his money and sets up rescue dog organization for all the bastards that gave away their dogs after COVID
Then she rediscovers him… and loves him for his charity