Fanfiction Stories
18 Fanfiction Stories (alphabetized by title)
47
(Hitman Agent 47 fanfiction)
Mansion on a coastal hill
Hitman is hearing from Diana and being briefed on the contract
The layout of the area is described by Diana and while she describes in voiceover we see happenings on the grounds: two people fooling around in servant quarters, chef bitching at his staff, staff angrily sharpening knife, security goons playing cards, guards patrolling, cameras set up, woman getting out of a shower
Then 47 arrives in watercraft and begins scaling the cliff
He goes silent assassin through the grounds avoiding guards
He enters the estate and tastes the sauce in the kitchen before moving on
He finds the basement and breaks into the server room
He grabs files and destroys the servers
He notes a red lights from a panel on the wall… he reveals the secret door
He takes stairs up
Bedroom… woman riding man in bed
47 standing over them with silverballers out but he backs up into the shadows
The couple finish.
She falls asleep and the man showers
The man pulls at the skin on his face in the mirror
47 garottes the man and then leaves quietly
Cut.
47 is walking through streets in a European city and goes to a café. He puts in his earpiece and turns on his little laptop
The computer tells him he doesn’ have his money. He calls diana
She tells him that he isn’t getting paid because the body was a rival assassin who apparantely already killed the mark, but had got “distracted” with the data element of the contract
47 will need evidence of the mark’s death to get paid. The agency doesn’t care who got the kill given that 47 killed the other assassin
47 is getting a small bonus for taking out the other assassin
Hitman explains that his reputation is tarnished if he doesn’t find the body
Diana says she will get some intel for him
He leaves the café and sees shady activities in the city as he walks through
Diana comes back and says she has a lead to the rival assassin’s ex-wife
Cut.
Village in the andes… toughs try to approach 47 for hostage money
47 makes short work of the thugs
He finds his contact who tells him about the rival assassin’s ex-wife and the organization they all work for
Contact has been low profile stakeout… and asks 47 to be cool
47 says too late
Contact is irritated that he will have to relocate
47 approaches the ex-wife in her hacienda… but she is dangerous and attacks him
He knocks her out but doesn’t kill her
He finds a clue to the rival assassin’s bunker through a statue in the ex-wife’s place. 47 knows it is African tribe and doesn’t belong
Cut.
47 has located the rival assassin’s bunker in south Africa
He breaks into the bunker carefully and notes several booby traps
There are hundreds of bodies remains in the bunker… different states of decay and preservation
He gets the evidence of the mark so he can get paid
A wild animal is curious about the bunker and enters… 47 is stuck… but the animal trips a bobby trap and then runs away
Meanwhile, 47 has to disarm the booby trap
He doesn’t disarm but he does manage to escape just in time to miss the brunt of the explosive blast
47 is knocked out
When he wakes he is in a jeep being driven off by south Africa gang
Hitman tries to escape
Jumps from jeep… runs
They pursue
Then he runs into a beast and has to stop
They throw net on him and fire shots at the beast
They knock him out with a blow from the butt of their rifle
Cut.
47 wakes in lab under asylum in Romania
The doctors are talking about the process. They are trying to harvest his plasma so that they can learn why 47 works better than the other clones
Then 47 passes out again
When he wakes he is in a straitjacket in a cell in the asylum on the main floors… he whispers like a crazy person when an orderly comes in. the orderly moves in closer and 47 bites his ear and then control him snapping his neck with his knees.
He has to break free and escape… he goes back down to the lab but the lead geneticist has suicided to avoid 47 interrogation
Lead geneticist brags that they were successful in extracting the plasma and have sent it out to the highest bidders already… and that their clone assassins will have the 47 x-factor strength
He adds that he put a price on 47’s head
47 wants to know why
Lead geneticist “because you were my only true success and that means everything else I did was failure and that is my legacy. To never repeat my success. It is worse than never having had success in the first place. Shakespeare was wrong - It is better to have never loved. But with you gone, I won’t be remembered as a failure. I won’t be remembered at all. That is better I think.”
47 is confused by the confession and realizes that the plasma won’t have made the other clones as strong as him
He escapes the asylum but has to fight through SWAT
He gets to a safehouse at Budapest spa and meets Diana in person (we only see her legs)
47 explains what happened and says that he needs to know who is coming for him, but that he thinks the confession means they might be stronger without being at his level
Diana says she will work on it
She left a care package for him at the florist
Spas-12
The first clones are waiting for him in the spa… three black MMA clones
They follow 47 and he acts like he doesn’t know, but then he shows he knows by clobbering one
He kills the first
But is attacked by the other two
He goes for his shotgun but can’t get it
He has to MMA fight two Jon Jones clones
He finally kills them
Cut.
47 is recovering in the town where he started. Diana calls and has details on the other clones that received his plasma treatment
Oddjob twins in Kyoto yakuza compound, kurgen bodyguard in Monaco casino, and sextet of russian female clones that she can’t locate but where there is a lead from a defector from their syndicate that can be found at a Siberia weapons depot
47 goes after the oddjob twins… they carry sawed off shottys. They don’t expect 47. 47 tries for silent but ends up being noticed. He has to dodge shotty blasts, but he does get the kills with his silverballers
He makes it out of the yakuza compound
One of the sextet Russian clones is waiting for him. The sextet all have different colored French bob wigs
They carry pistols with bayonets
47 gets slashed but kills her
47 seems very disturbed by the face of the sextet clone
Cut.
He is at Siberian weapons depot which is in a decommissioned nuclear submarine
He meets his contact but it is a trap… the kurgen bodyguard that was supposed to be in Monaco is there for 47. The kurgen bodyguard is massive
47 almost dies but just manages to electrocute the kurgen
47 has to lick his wounds at a safehouse connected to a bdsm club
Three of the other sextet arrive as guests…
They search for him. His safehouse has security cameras
He has the upper hand… he takes them out silently
There are only two more of the sextet
But now 47 goes to Monaco to the casino and finds diana. She was expecting him
We now see that she has the French bob as well but it isn’t a colored wig
47 battles diana
He kills her but shaken up. He reflects on the confession of the lead geneticist and contemplates whether his “progeny” should exist to create a legacy
He has basically completed his mission as he leaves we can see the final of the sextet watching him leave
(Hitman Agent 47 fanfiction)
Mansion on a coastal hill
Hitman is hearing from Diana and being briefed on the contract
The layout of the area is described by Diana and while she describes in voiceover we see happenings on the grounds: two people fooling around in servant quarters, chef bitching at his staff, staff angrily sharpening knife, security goons playing cards, guards patrolling, cameras set up, woman getting out of a shower
Then 47 arrives in watercraft and begins scaling the cliff
He goes silent assassin through the grounds avoiding guards
He enters the estate and tastes the sauce in the kitchen before moving on
He finds the basement and breaks into the server room
He grabs files and destroys the servers
He notes a red lights from a panel on the wall… he reveals the secret door
He takes stairs up
Bedroom… woman riding man in bed
47 standing over them with silverballers out but he backs up into the shadows
The couple finish.
She falls asleep and the man showers
The man pulls at the skin on his face in the mirror
47 garottes the man and then leaves quietly
Cut.
47 is walking through streets in a European city and goes to a café. He puts in his earpiece and turns on his little laptop
The computer tells him he doesn’ have his money. He calls diana
She tells him that he isn’t getting paid because the body was a rival assassin who apparantely already killed the mark, but had got “distracted” with the data element of the contract
47 will need evidence of the mark’s death to get paid. The agency doesn’t care who got the kill given that 47 killed the other assassin
47 is getting a small bonus for taking out the other assassin
Hitman explains that his reputation is tarnished if he doesn’t find the body
Diana says she will get some intel for him
He leaves the café and sees shady activities in the city as he walks through
Diana comes back and says she has a lead to the rival assassin’s ex-wife
Cut.
Village in the andes… toughs try to approach 47 for hostage money
47 makes short work of the thugs
He finds his contact who tells him about the rival assassin’s ex-wife and the organization they all work for
Contact has been low profile stakeout… and asks 47 to be cool
47 says too late
Contact is irritated that he will have to relocate
47 approaches the ex-wife in her hacienda… but she is dangerous and attacks him
He knocks her out but doesn’t kill her
He finds a clue to the rival assassin’s bunker through a statue in the ex-wife’s place. 47 knows it is African tribe and doesn’t belong
Cut.
47 has located the rival assassin’s bunker in south Africa
He breaks into the bunker carefully and notes several booby traps
There are hundreds of bodies remains in the bunker… different states of decay and preservation
He gets the evidence of the mark so he can get paid
A wild animal is curious about the bunker and enters… 47 is stuck… but the animal trips a bobby trap and then runs away
Meanwhile, 47 has to disarm the booby trap
He doesn’t disarm but he does manage to escape just in time to miss the brunt of the explosive blast
47 is knocked out
When he wakes he is in a jeep being driven off by south Africa gang
Hitman tries to escape
Jumps from jeep… runs
They pursue
Then he runs into a beast and has to stop
They throw net on him and fire shots at the beast
They knock him out with a blow from the butt of their rifle
Cut.
47 wakes in lab under asylum in Romania
The doctors are talking about the process. They are trying to harvest his plasma so that they can learn why 47 works better than the other clones
Then 47 passes out again
When he wakes he is in a straitjacket in a cell in the asylum on the main floors… he whispers like a crazy person when an orderly comes in. the orderly moves in closer and 47 bites his ear and then control him snapping his neck with his knees.
He has to break free and escape… he goes back down to the lab but the lead geneticist has suicided to avoid 47 interrogation
Lead geneticist brags that they were successful in extracting the plasma and have sent it out to the highest bidders already… and that their clone assassins will have the 47 x-factor strength
He adds that he put a price on 47’s head
47 wants to know why
Lead geneticist “because you were my only true success and that means everything else I did was failure and that is my legacy. To never repeat my success. It is worse than never having had success in the first place. Shakespeare was wrong - It is better to have never loved. But with you gone, I won’t be remembered as a failure. I won’t be remembered at all. That is better I think.”
47 is confused by the confession and realizes that the plasma won’t have made the other clones as strong as him
He escapes the asylum but has to fight through SWAT
He gets to a safehouse at Budapest spa and meets Diana in person (we only see her legs)
47 explains what happened and says that he needs to know who is coming for him, but that he thinks the confession means they might be stronger without being at his level
Diana says she will work on it
She left a care package for him at the florist
Spas-12
The first clones are waiting for him in the spa… three black MMA clones
They follow 47 and he acts like he doesn’t know, but then he shows he knows by clobbering one
He kills the first
But is attacked by the other two
He goes for his shotgun but can’t get it
He has to MMA fight two Jon Jones clones
He finally kills them
Cut.
47 is recovering in the town where he started. Diana calls and has details on the other clones that received his plasma treatment
Oddjob twins in Kyoto yakuza compound, kurgen bodyguard in Monaco casino, and sextet of russian female clones that she can’t locate but where there is a lead from a defector from their syndicate that can be found at a Siberia weapons depot
47 goes after the oddjob twins… they carry sawed off shottys. They don’t expect 47. 47 tries for silent but ends up being noticed. He has to dodge shotty blasts, but he does get the kills with his silverballers
He makes it out of the yakuza compound
One of the sextet Russian clones is waiting for him. The sextet all have different colored French bob wigs
They carry pistols with bayonets
47 gets slashed but kills her
47 seems very disturbed by the face of the sextet clone
Cut.
He is at Siberian weapons depot which is in a decommissioned nuclear submarine
He meets his contact but it is a trap… the kurgen bodyguard that was supposed to be in Monaco is there for 47. The kurgen bodyguard is massive
47 almost dies but just manages to electrocute the kurgen
47 has to lick his wounds at a safehouse connected to a bdsm club
Three of the other sextet arrive as guests…
They search for him. His safehouse has security cameras
He has the upper hand… he takes them out silently
There are only two more of the sextet
But now 47 goes to Monaco to the casino and finds diana. She was expecting him
We now see that she has the French bob as well but it isn’t a colored wig
47 battles diana
He kills her but shaken up. He reflects on the confession of the lead geneticist and contemplates whether his “progeny” should exist to create a legacy
He has basically completed his mission as he leaves we can see the final of the sextet watching him leave
ALIEN ISIS
(Alien fanfiction)
The Company Weyland-Yutari dominated spurns a religious cult
Cult is looking for a home planet
Go into cryo for voyage
They find a planet
But planet needs terraforming
They have mercs
One of the religious leaders is a company plant who will get new orders to bring back aliens
Merc leader Vykz… against the religion
Stop in orbit above planet… and then get a look at its moon… but their scans didn’t reveal that the moon was artificial which is now obvious… moon looks like xeno hive
They split team in two to investigate moon and planet
Planet is the original home of first primitive xenos… quadrupeds
They give live births, not pods
They are craggily and armoured like armadillo
They don’t have acid blood but they are super strong
Turns out company had been on planet already
They had fiddled with primitive xenos and created the modern xenos… the modern xenos got on a ship and went to company space station then turned it into the moon
Our guys (mercs and cult) don’t know any of this
Cult wants indigenous species that are hostile eradicated…
Company mole trying to mutiny against cult to get mercs to wrangle aliens instead of destroy
Then reveals he is company and tries to throw money at it
He corrupts the cult AI to kill cultists for him
Vykz on planet…
All their stuff is sabotaged… she finds original company shuttles… gets it to fly her to the moon
Battles on moon and stops corrupt AI who is now being messianic
Primitive alien mom isn’t Isis
Primitives have disease that gets on humans… have to scrub it off… fungus
Isis is on moon… biped… naga teeth
(Alien fanfiction)
The Company Weyland-Yutari dominated spurns a religious cult
Cult is looking for a home planet
Go into cryo for voyage
They find a planet
But planet needs terraforming
They have mercs
One of the religious leaders is a company plant who will get new orders to bring back aliens
Merc leader Vykz… against the religion
Stop in orbit above planet… and then get a look at its moon… but their scans didn’t reveal that the moon was artificial which is now obvious… moon looks like xeno hive
They split team in two to investigate moon and planet
Planet is the original home of first primitive xenos… quadrupeds
They give live births, not pods
They are craggily and armoured like armadillo
They don’t have acid blood but they are super strong
Turns out company had been on planet already
They had fiddled with primitive xenos and created the modern xenos… the modern xenos got on a ship and went to company space station then turned it into the moon
Our guys (mercs and cult) don’t know any of this
Cult wants indigenous species that are hostile eradicated…
Company mole trying to mutiny against cult to get mercs to wrangle aliens instead of destroy
Then reveals he is company and tries to throw money at it
He corrupts the cult AI to kill cultists for him
Vykz on planet…
All their stuff is sabotaged… she finds original company shuttles… gets it to fly her to the moon
Battles on moon and stops corrupt AI who is now being messianic
Primitive alien mom isn’t Isis
Primitives have disease that gets on humans… have to scrub it off… fungus
Isis is on moon… biped… naga teeth
BATMAN: BATS IN THE BELFRY
(Batman fanfiction)
Joker is in Arkham Asylum and he manages to lure Batman to asylum
Batman captured… and they do faceswap surgery
Now Joker looks like Bruce Wayne
Bruce Wayne looks like Joker
Batman has to figure out how to convince asylum workers that he is Batman and not Joker
Joker begins disgracing the Batman persona
Batman has to bust out of asylum by using Joker’s rep
(Batman fanfiction)
Joker is in Arkham Asylum and he manages to lure Batman to asylum
Batman captured… and they do faceswap surgery
Now Joker looks like Bruce Wayne
Bruce Wayne looks like Joker
Batman has to figure out how to convince asylum workers that he is Batman and not Joker
Joker begins disgracing the Batman persona
Batman has to bust out of asylum by using Joker’s rep
COACHWHIP
(James Bond 007 fanfiction)
007 James Bond story inspired by Wheelman
Whole story focuses on Bond in his car… stays with the car
Bond doing getaway driving for another agent
Other agent is female… she gets in car in her disguise
Disguise makes her look ugly… hook nose prosthetic etc.
They make out… seems weird
But then she removes the prosthetics and under disguise she is super hotness
Sex scene in the car that night
She leaves him with dear john note on mirror
He is called upon to stop a lab from being broken into
He does nighttime mission always in the car
But something is weird… feels like the people breaking into the lab are the good guys
Bond wants to know why he was defending known big pharma scum
Now the big pharma scum goons are after him
Drives through euro hills in chase… gets into rome…
180 turns with inches to spare… then into pantheon
Gunmen in pantheon
Bond gets out and uses smokescreen
MMA beats the gunmen
Get out of pantheon
Keeps driving
A virus is being released… people masking up
Virus super deadly… created by big pharma to cull population to save the world because pop is unsustainable
but terrorist group broke into lab to get cure that had been developed
they want to make cure available
bond ordered to stop cure being available to people
bond wont follow orders
female agent returns and tries to kill bond.. she is typical patsy for nwo
cure on its way to castle for conservative elites to be immunized… female agent left booby trap… that fries car engine…
bond sees cavalcade of black trucks heading to castle to destroy the cure
last sequence is with no car…
bond on foot gets to castle… deals with the big pharma nwo goons
secures the cure
another female contact who is reliable shows up at end in her car… he gets in and they drive off
(James Bond 007 fanfiction)
007 James Bond story inspired by Wheelman
Whole story focuses on Bond in his car… stays with the car
Bond doing getaway driving for another agent
Other agent is female… she gets in car in her disguise
Disguise makes her look ugly… hook nose prosthetic etc.
They make out… seems weird
But then she removes the prosthetics and under disguise she is super hotness
Sex scene in the car that night
She leaves him with dear john note on mirror
He is called upon to stop a lab from being broken into
He does nighttime mission always in the car
But something is weird… feels like the people breaking into the lab are the good guys
Bond wants to know why he was defending known big pharma scum
Now the big pharma scum goons are after him
Drives through euro hills in chase… gets into rome…
180 turns with inches to spare… then into pantheon
Gunmen in pantheon
Bond gets out and uses smokescreen
MMA beats the gunmen
Get out of pantheon
Keeps driving
A virus is being released… people masking up
Virus super deadly… created by big pharma to cull population to save the world because pop is unsustainable
but terrorist group broke into lab to get cure that had been developed
they want to make cure available
bond ordered to stop cure being available to people
bond wont follow orders
female agent returns and tries to kill bond.. she is typical patsy for nwo
cure on its way to castle for conservative elites to be immunized… female agent left booby trap… that fries car engine…
bond sees cavalcade of black trucks heading to castle to destroy the cure
last sequence is with no car…
bond on foot gets to castle… deals with the big pharma nwo goons
secures the cure
another female contact who is reliable shows up at end in her car… he gets in and they drive off
ETERNIA
(He-Man Masters of the Universe fanfiction)
Eternia at nighttime – there are fireworks… a medieval festival
Duncan in formal dress with military beret. Other soldiers in streamlined armor patrolling the festival
Teela and Adam at a carnival game
Teela spots Duncan
Adam keeps playing the game. He messes up and groans
Duncan and Teela banter about security
Forests nearby has beasts that have been acting up. They think it could be Beastman planning something
Now we see Adam from the front and he adds something
Duncan is called away by his troops
Teela says to Adam she is worried about the beasts, but Adam is naïve and optimistic
Festival continues
Randor and Marlena are in the distance moving toward a stage to give an address
Adam and Teela move forward through the crowd to get closer to the stage
A sneaky kid moves through and lights a firecracker that scares some people
Guards turn and chase the kid. The kid parkours away evading guards
Teela and Adam signal to cut the kid off
Duncan catches the kid and they take him back to his family
The kid was a spunky girl and Teela defends her by referring to her own life at that age
Now, young woman enters the palace grounds and heads toward the basement of the royal castle. She is sneaking it seems
Back at the festival Duncan is scolding the kid in front of her parents and then excuses himself
Marlena is giving a speech and she announces the start of the festival
Duncan has positioned on stage behind Randor and whispers to him
Back in the basement of the castle there is a cask room where we see two alien pods growing and throbbing. There are people breathing inside the pods, curled up like fetuses
Woman is trying to sneak out
Patrolling guards find her and try to stop her
She feigns being a bimbo and that she was waiting for a boy who told her to meet her there
Guards accept the story but still call for backup
Young woman conjures a pearl orb in her outstretched arm and then pushes it toward the guards and it sensd them flying
The orb comes back to her hand and a staff grows out the bottom of it…
The woman is Evil Lyn
One guard is KO but other calls for backup emergency
She energy blasts the one calling out
Guards have arrived as Lyn tries to leave the castle grounds… she is being chased but evades smoothly
Duncan has hear the alert and jumps into action
Teela is told to stay and protect Randor, Marlena, and Adam
Duncan has Boba Fett style jetpack and runs into Lyn who is gliding across the roof of the palace
She moves like a cheetah but he tries to stop her with a kick
The kick has Lyn recovering and running down the castle wall… a leap at the bottom… orb staff into ground creating propulsion that sends her over the castle walls
He scales down rocks and escapes
Lyn is at the bottom of the cliff and looks up thinking she is safe
She starts to run across the desert but is tackled by Duncan who comes along on his cycle and jumps off to tackle her
Duncan and Lyn fight MMA style
Lyn hops on the cycle and takes off
Duncan has device to stop the cycle remotely
Lyn smashes the console of the cycle and then takes off on foot again
She gets to the haunted forest as Duncan is picked up by some of his troops
She is in the forest looking out at Duncan and his men who won’t enter the forest
Lots of red eyes open to show that Lyn has the beasts supporting her in the darkness
Fade out
Next day at the palace
Adam is with Cringer and Orko (Orko is full sized man size but still floats)
Teela shows up and is too serious
Adam downplays the threat
Teela wants to know what Lyn was doing in the palace
Orko runs a spell for Teela to help her relax but it ends up a bucket of water falling on cringer
Adam agrees that they should search the palace again… maybe after a nap
Teela protests and Adam agrees they will search
Teela is looking for clues in the basement. Adam is drinking from one of the casks
She finds goop on the back of the cask
They find more goop like a trail
They go to the next section of the basement and it is a tomb
Adam wants to investigate as He-Man and suggests they let others know and ask for help before poking around the tomb
Guards arrive and it scares Teela and Adam
Duncan has called for Teela at the haunted forest
Teela leaves
Adam talks with Orko and Cringer… He-Man is needed
“I was afraid you were going to say that” – cringer
Turns into He-Man
(at some point, Orko will need to alter size and we will see him classic diminutive)
Then… Teela arrives on cycle at edge of forest… Duncan has amassed a sizeable force in battle formation
Teela asks what is going on. Duncan explains that in the morning beasts had come across the desert and were seen outside the town
Duncan plans on charging the forest and pushing the beasts back
They move in slowly at first. Eerily quiet
Then they are ambushed and a battle ensues
Duncan has cycle cavalry that flank
Avian allies swoop in and join to turn the tide of battle
Beastman shows up and attacks Duncan
Duncan is badly injured
Teela fights Beastman and just before Beastman is on top of Teela, Heman charges in on Battlecat
Beastman takes a beating and scurries off while Orko creates a magical barrier that acts like a doppelganger for each beast which makes them back off
Duncan is escorted off the battlefield and taken back to the desert for care
Heman is going in deeper to pursue beastman
Cut.
Snake mountain… Skeletor with Lyn.. only hear his voice shaky when he yells
Skeletor is pissed off that Lyn couldn’t make the pods grow faster
Skeletor brings up orb to see the pods… the bodies in them are thrashing around
Cuts.
Heman is walking with battlecat… battlecat picks up scent but difficult to identify with so many beasts
They follow scent to a lake with a cabin
Trapjaw is outside cabin building metal reinforcements for a bamboo prison he has made for the family that lived in the cabin
Trapjaw is mocking the family and telling them they should have known to leave the forest when the beasts moved forward
Trapjaw opens the cage and picks up the older kid… the father lunges at Trapjaw
Trapjaw bitch slaps the father to the ground
As trapjaw turns he is faced with Heman… “that prison was a good idea Trapjaw” Heman punches trapjaw
Into the prison. The family scurry out
Heman takes the metal braces and reinforces the prison so trapjaw can’t get out
Merman leaps from the lake and attacks heman. Battlecat jumps merman
Trapjaw breaks out of the prison and uses the bamboo chutes as javelins during the battle
Battlecat jump on roof of cabin and jumps on Trapjaw
Merman and Trapjaw lay a beating on Heman and trash the cabin in the process
Heman is tossed in the lake and merman whisks him to the bottom to trap him
Trapjaw has battlecat on a bamboo stick poacher style and carries him off
Merman is drowning Heman and Heman can’t escape, but then the lake begins to whirlpool and funnels. Heman is lifted out of the water
Trapjaw is gone but Heman knocks out Merman
The sorceress saved the day… they speak but Heman passes out, and then she transforms to hawk form to look for battlecat
Fade out
Sorceress is in Adam’s bedroom
Marlena comes in and sorceress has cover story for how she found Adam. Adam is criticized for being more foolish than brave
Adam is asleep in bed but the problem is that he and Duncan will not wake up…
Randor comes in but is acting out of character. Wants to speak with Marlena
Sorceress looks worried. It is mentioned that Teela went for help for waking adam and duncan
Cut.
Teela is leading troops through a mountainous passage, with Orko
They reach Shokoti’s temple and ask her for help with a cure for Adam and Duncan
Shokoti is a villain who has no reason to help
There is a debate and Shokoti’s wraiths manifest from the shadows of Teela’s troops and they grab the soldiers
Teela makes an appeal
Shokoti will provide a tonic but it will not be analyzed by Eternia’s labs. So the tonic is brought by a courier
Ramman is the courier
Teela agrees
Shokoti’s tonic will actually corrupt the pod people and send them to Snake Mountain to attack Skeletor
Ramman has abrasive funny relationship with Orko… hits orko and he ends up squashed. Orko is annoyed by his size
Cut.
At the palace… there are way more pods in the tombs now… the whole basement is pods… it seems adam and Duncan have doppelgangers in pods
Cuts.
Cringer is at Snake Mountain where Skeletor is paying Merman and Trapjaw for the bounty
Trapjaw speaks arrogantly about his success and Skeletor’s failures
Skeletor shows Trapjaw some tough love… by introducing him to his pod version “your success? Or his?”
The doppelganger beats trapjaw senseless and drags him off
Merman cowers and back out of Snake Mountain
Lyn is walking through the corridors of Snake Mountain… she walks to the front gate and Merman is a heap in the corner
She walks past him
Outside the gates is a praetorian guard waiting for her command… they head out
Her guard are heading to Granamyr’s lair where they will attack the dragon and use him to ride into battle when they raid eternia castle
Cut.
Ramman has tonic and they administer it to Duncan and Adam
They are recovering
He needs cringer back
Randor and Marlena protest… adam notes they are being weird
Adam turns into Heman and goes to castle greyskull
Cut.
Lyn is battling granamyr… defeat him. Skeletor shows up to gloat
They set up their plan to attack the royal palace… the doppelgangers pod people will open the gates and lay down arms
Cut.
Basement of palace… Duncan and adam pod have died and rotted but others are growing
Cut.
Heman at castle greyskull with sorceress. Sorceress will go to royal palace and start the protection. Heman needs to get cringer back
Orko arrives at Snake Mountain before Heman goes in
Heman vs Skeletor. Orko finds battlecat and saves him. They join battle against Skeletor
They escape Snake Mountain… but it wasn’t Skeletor they killed… it was his doppelganger
Cut.
Teela with sorceress… they have army prepped for Lyn and real Skeletor
But not ready for Granamyr who lays waste to the royal palace
Randor and Marlena watch from balcony and it is clear they are corrupt. Many eternians watch placidly and won’t fight
Teela is getting wrecked. Then Duncan jumps in to help
Heman arrives too late… battle is over and Skeletor has royal palace
Heman switches to Adam
Adam disguises as regular citizen and gets caught on purpose
They are put in palace dungeons with other eternians. Now adam sees the pods
Adam can’t turn into heman in front of eternians but he uses adam cunning to lockpick out of the cage
Adam inspects the pods and can see that the real versions are being incubated in the pods
He releases his parents and the pod version drop and rot
He sends the regular eternians to freedom
He goes deeper into the tombs… his and duncan’s rotten doppels are now monstrous versions but they are alive and kicking
They attack…
Adam has to turn into heman
Real Duncan shows up and they work together to free Granamyr
Granamyr carries Lyn off to punish her
Skeletor is beaten and sent back to snake mountain
Skeletor back at snake mountain faces the rotten monster doppel that Heman had seemingly killed
Shokoti is invited to the palace… Sorcoress and Shokoti talk
Everyone celebrates freedom
(He-Man Masters of the Universe fanfiction)
Eternia at nighttime – there are fireworks… a medieval festival
Duncan in formal dress with military beret. Other soldiers in streamlined armor patrolling the festival
Teela and Adam at a carnival game
Teela spots Duncan
Adam keeps playing the game. He messes up and groans
Duncan and Teela banter about security
Forests nearby has beasts that have been acting up. They think it could be Beastman planning something
Now we see Adam from the front and he adds something
Duncan is called away by his troops
Teela says to Adam she is worried about the beasts, but Adam is naïve and optimistic
Festival continues
Randor and Marlena are in the distance moving toward a stage to give an address
Adam and Teela move forward through the crowd to get closer to the stage
A sneaky kid moves through and lights a firecracker that scares some people
Guards turn and chase the kid. The kid parkours away evading guards
Teela and Adam signal to cut the kid off
Duncan catches the kid and they take him back to his family
The kid was a spunky girl and Teela defends her by referring to her own life at that age
Now, young woman enters the palace grounds and heads toward the basement of the royal castle. She is sneaking it seems
Back at the festival Duncan is scolding the kid in front of her parents and then excuses himself
Marlena is giving a speech and she announces the start of the festival
Duncan has positioned on stage behind Randor and whispers to him
Back in the basement of the castle there is a cask room where we see two alien pods growing and throbbing. There are people breathing inside the pods, curled up like fetuses
Woman is trying to sneak out
Patrolling guards find her and try to stop her
She feigns being a bimbo and that she was waiting for a boy who told her to meet her there
Guards accept the story but still call for backup
Young woman conjures a pearl orb in her outstretched arm and then pushes it toward the guards and it sensd them flying
The orb comes back to her hand and a staff grows out the bottom of it…
The woman is Evil Lyn
One guard is KO but other calls for backup emergency
She energy blasts the one calling out
Guards have arrived as Lyn tries to leave the castle grounds… she is being chased but evades smoothly
Duncan has hear the alert and jumps into action
Teela is told to stay and protect Randor, Marlena, and Adam
Duncan has Boba Fett style jetpack and runs into Lyn who is gliding across the roof of the palace
She moves like a cheetah but he tries to stop her with a kick
The kick has Lyn recovering and running down the castle wall… a leap at the bottom… orb staff into ground creating propulsion that sends her over the castle walls
He scales down rocks and escapes
Lyn is at the bottom of the cliff and looks up thinking she is safe
She starts to run across the desert but is tackled by Duncan who comes along on his cycle and jumps off to tackle her
Duncan and Lyn fight MMA style
Lyn hops on the cycle and takes off
Duncan has device to stop the cycle remotely
Lyn smashes the console of the cycle and then takes off on foot again
She gets to the haunted forest as Duncan is picked up by some of his troops
She is in the forest looking out at Duncan and his men who won’t enter the forest
Lots of red eyes open to show that Lyn has the beasts supporting her in the darkness
Fade out
Next day at the palace
Adam is with Cringer and Orko (Orko is full sized man size but still floats)
Teela shows up and is too serious
Adam downplays the threat
Teela wants to know what Lyn was doing in the palace
Orko runs a spell for Teela to help her relax but it ends up a bucket of water falling on cringer
Adam agrees that they should search the palace again… maybe after a nap
Teela protests and Adam agrees they will search
Teela is looking for clues in the basement. Adam is drinking from one of the casks
She finds goop on the back of the cask
They find more goop like a trail
They go to the next section of the basement and it is a tomb
Adam wants to investigate as He-Man and suggests they let others know and ask for help before poking around the tomb
Guards arrive and it scares Teela and Adam
Duncan has called for Teela at the haunted forest
Teela leaves
Adam talks with Orko and Cringer… He-Man is needed
“I was afraid you were going to say that” – cringer
Turns into He-Man
(at some point, Orko will need to alter size and we will see him classic diminutive)
Then… Teela arrives on cycle at edge of forest… Duncan has amassed a sizeable force in battle formation
Teela asks what is going on. Duncan explains that in the morning beasts had come across the desert and were seen outside the town
Duncan plans on charging the forest and pushing the beasts back
They move in slowly at first. Eerily quiet
Then they are ambushed and a battle ensues
Duncan has cycle cavalry that flank
Avian allies swoop in and join to turn the tide of battle
Beastman shows up and attacks Duncan
Duncan is badly injured
Teela fights Beastman and just before Beastman is on top of Teela, Heman charges in on Battlecat
Beastman takes a beating and scurries off while Orko creates a magical barrier that acts like a doppelganger for each beast which makes them back off
Duncan is escorted off the battlefield and taken back to the desert for care
Heman is going in deeper to pursue beastman
Cut.
Snake mountain… Skeletor with Lyn.. only hear his voice shaky when he yells
Skeletor is pissed off that Lyn couldn’t make the pods grow faster
Skeletor brings up orb to see the pods… the bodies in them are thrashing around
Cuts.
Heman is walking with battlecat… battlecat picks up scent but difficult to identify with so many beasts
They follow scent to a lake with a cabin
Trapjaw is outside cabin building metal reinforcements for a bamboo prison he has made for the family that lived in the cabin
Trapjaw is mocking the family and telling them they should have known to leave the forest when the beasts moved forward
Trapjaw opens the cage and picks up the older kid… the father lunges at Trapjaw
Trapjaw bitch slaps the father to the ground
As trapjaw turns he is faced with Heman… “that prison was a good idea Trapjaw” Heman punches trapjaw
Into the prison. The family scurry out
Heman takes the metal braces and reinforces the prison so trapjaw can’t get out
Merman leaps from the lake and attacks heman. Battlecat jumps merman
Trapjaw breaks out of the prison and uses the bamboo chutes as javelins during the battle
Battlecat jump on roof of cabin and jumps on Trapjaw
Merman and Trapjaw lay a beating on Heman and trash the cabin in the process
Heman is tossed in the lake and merman whisks him to the bottom to trap him
Trapjaw has battlecat on a bamboo stick poacher style and carries him off
Merman is drowning Heman and Heman can’t escape, but then the lake begins to whirlpool and funnels. Heman is lifted out of the water
Trapjaw is gone but Heman knocks out Merman
The sorceress saved the day… they speak but Heman passes out, and then she transforms to hawk form to look for battlecat
Fade out
Sorceress is in Adam’s bedroom
Marlena comes in and sorceress has cover story for how she found Adam. Adam is criticized for being more foolish than brave
Adam is asleep in bed but the problem is that he and Duncan will not wake up…
Randor comes in but is acting out of character. Wants to speak with Marlena
Sorceress looks worried. It is mentioned that Teela went for help for waking adam and duncan
Cut.
Teela is leading troops through a mountainous passage, with Orko
They reach Shokoti’s temple and ask her for help with a cure for Adam and Duncan
Shokoti is a villain who has no reason to help
There is a debate and Shokoti’s wraiths manifest from the shadows of Teela’s troops and they grab the soldiers
Teela makes an appeal
Shokoti will provide a tonic but it will not be analyzed by Eternia’s labs. So the tonic is brought by a courier
Ramman is the courier
Teela agrees
Shokoti’s tonic will actually corrupt the pod people and send them to Snake Mountain to attack Skeletor
Ramman has abrasive funny relationship with Orko… hits orko and he ends up squashed. Orko is annoyed by his size
Cut.
At the palace… there are way more pods in the tombs now… the whole basement is pods… it seems adam and Duncan have doppelgangers in pods
Cuts.
Cringer is at Snake Mountain where Skeletor is paying Merman and Trapjaw for the bounty
Trapjaw speaks arrogantly about his success and Skeletor’s failures
Skeletor shows Trapjaw some tough love… by introducing him to his pod version “your success? Or his?”
The doppelganger beats trapjaw senseless and drags him off
Merman cowers and back out of Snake Mountain
Lyn is walking through the corridors of Snake Mountain… she walks to the front gate and Merman is a heap in the corner
She walks past him
Outside the gates is a praetorian guard waiting for her command… they head out
Her guard are heading to Granamyr’s lair where they will attack the dragon and use him to ride into battle when they raid eternia castle
Cut.
Ramman has tonic and they administer it to Duncan and Adam
They are recovering
He needs cringer back
Randor and Marlena protest… adam notes they are being weird
Adam turns into Heman and goes to castle greyskull
Cut.
Lyn is battling granamyr… defeat him. Skeletor shows up to gloat
They set up their plan to attack the royal palace… the doppelgangers pod people will open the gates and lay down arms
Cut.
Basement of palace… Duncan and adam pod have died and rotted but others are growing
Cut.
Heman at castle greyskull with sorceress. Sorceress will go to royal palace and start the protection. Heman needs to get cringer back
Orko arrives at Snake Mountain before Heman goes in
Heman vs Skeletor. Orko finds battlecat and saves him. They join battle against Skeletor
They escape Snake Mountain… but it wasn’t Skeletor they killed… it was his doppelganger
Cut.
Teela with sorceress… they have army prepped for Lyn and real Skeletor
But not ready for Granamyr who lays waste to the royal palace
Randor and Marlena watch from balcony and it is clear they are corrupt. Many eternians watch placidly and won’t fight
Teela is getting wrecked. Then Duncan jumps in to help
Heman arrives too late… battle is over and Skeletor has royal palace
Heman switches to Adam
Adam disguises as regular citizen and gets caught on purpose
They are put in palace dungeons with other eternians. Now adam sees the pods
Adam can’t turn into heman in front of eternians but he uses adam cunning to lockpick out of the cage
Adam inspects the pods and can see that the real versions are being incubated in the pods
He releases his parents and the pod version drop and rot
He sends the regular eternians to freedom
He goes deeper into the tombs… his and duncan’s rotten doppels are now monstrous versions but they are alive and kicking
They attack…
Adam has to turn into heman
Real Duncan shows up and they work together to free Granamyr
Granamyr carries Lyn off to punish her
Skeletor is beaten and sent back to snake mountain
Skeletor back at snake mountain faces the rotten monster doppel that Heman had seemingly killed
Shokoti is invited to the palace… Sorcoress and Shokoti talk
Everyone celebrates freedom
GEARS OF WAR: VANGUARD
(Gears of War fanfiction)
After E-Day, Psi-squad are black ops
Locust emerging for first time
Psi-squad instruct them to not return to base despite having a casualty
Lou Ramage is head of squad and his son, Liam Ramage is in squad as rookie
They sent up their camp… fire at night (story told… leads to Samsanov reacting to COG religious lore… God made angels as friends but then God bored and wants new angels… so first angels died but became zombie… then hungry and ate new angels hearts and became demons. The heartless angels went to earth and started humanity) but noted that COG are pretty secular
Squad: lou ramage, Vernon fox (pilot), Samsanov (UIR engineer), Marge Strange (sniper), Dan Ravel (coms), Hans Sun (MMA combat)
Locusts capture Liam Ramage while he is on patrol
Locusts control city
Liam wakes in tomb of COG heroes
Outside in city… Fenestro and his Kantus guard are performing spell incantation and Fenstro puts charmed ink across razor wire around a city gate
Fenestro crew: scalpers are kantus guard… whips with inked barbs; theron praetors (torque tri-shot); sulkies (grunt wretches with rockworm armor… mobile cover and when stationary can’t be hit); swine grenadier (use batons that throw ink grenades); Fenestro has boltok with ink bayonet
Psi-squad go to warehouse at bottom of town because there is a passage that leads to inside of castle on the cliff that frames the sieged town
In cliff passage… obvious that locusts have been tunnelling
Fenestro summons an ink berserker to patrol the passages… squad has to slip past
Meanwhile liam trying to get out of tomb
Uses sword of hero in tomb… pries doors and gets out
Liam sneaking out… sees locusts weapons testing… they have a china lake grenade launcher
Lou splits from the squad and gets to Liam first
They sneak together
Liam sneaks through, but Lou cuts himself on the razorwire… gets infected
Rest of squad reconvenes… and they see Liam and Lou so now they need to get out too… but Berserker comes out… they use the china lake to take out the berserker
Ravel dies… turns out he was R. Carmine
Squad gets locust tank vehicle to get out
Liam and lou escaping but lou injured by infection
Liam and lou on low road
Squad on high road
Lou turning into locust… master butcher
Liam has to kill his dad… thinks he is dead… so sad… but then it is clear lou isn’t dead and he is more locust than man… tries to attack… liam runs
Fenestro catches Liam and mocks him and his loss… Fenestro movement is ink shimmer
Fenestro lets liam go… but later liam finds map that fenestra must have put in his armor without him noticing
Fenestro has ink island HQ
Liam ends up at cabin… swine grenadiers show up with rock wretches
They find liam and attack but psi-squad arrives to bail him out
Now squad is back together… marge is in command
They decide to get back to COG HQ
Map that liam has is analyzed… and seems to be showing locust intending to strike a UIR lab complex… UIR has asked help for protecting scientist Ira who is at lab complex
UIR had secrets that can’t be revealed because it was weapons plans against COGs
Weapon is rogue JACK droids… hammer of dawn stealth drones
When that info is shared… it is recognized that locusts have to be stopped from getting the JACK tech… they conjecture that the JACK tech could open holes strategically and allow easier routes for locusts to invade
When they get to lab… they have to battle UIR zealots to get in… Ira has been tortured by the zealots… she dies
Then on way out… no locusts… confusion
They get news that HQ was attacked… it was a ruse to get all the cog over to UIR
Liam realizes he was used by Fenestro
They have the JACKs
So they go straight for Fenestro ink island base… minefield of serans strapped with ink… if you boat in too fast it set off mines and kills the serans
Monster… Draquish… sea-brumak
They make it to island… fight into his fortress… get past theron praetors
Samsanov dies
4 psi-squad left
Tighter and tighter passages in fortress to get to Fenestro
Battle with fenestro but he escapes on Draquish and rides it
Blackraven shows up and picks up squad… they pursue draquish and use hammer drones to hit it
Draquish dead… but fenestro escapes
Time passes…
New HQ… Liam wants to find Lou and cure him or something
They return to castle cliff town… Lou is in the mausoleam and Liam battles him… but it was a dream
Now for real… Liam goes back to castle cliff town and searches for clues…
They take the tunnels into the earth… they find temples… and face Lou as the master butcher
They get deeper and eventually face Kantus guard and then Fenestro
Fenestro tries to flood the underground temple complex
Fenestro seems dead… but squad has to escape and get back to surface
They pop up on the azure island… and are confused… the azure island has people living there
(Gears of War fanfiction)
After E-Day, Psi-squad are black ops
Locust emerging for first time
Psi-squad instruct them to not return to base despite having a casualty
Lou Ramage is head of squad and his son, Liam Ramage is in squad as rookie
They sent up their camp… fire at night (story told… leads to Samsanov reacting to COG religious lore… God made angels as friends but then God bored and wants new angels… so first angels died but became zombie… then hungry and ate new angels hearts and became demons. The heartless angels went to earth and started humanity) but noted that COG are pretty secular
Squad: lou ramage, Vernon fox (pilot), Samsanov (UIR engineer), Marge Strange (sniper), Dan Ravel (coms), Hans Sun (MMA combat)
Locusts capture Liam Ramage while he is on patrol
Locusts control city
Liam wakes in tomb of COG heroes
Outside in city… Fenestro and his Kantus guard are performing spell incantation and Fenstro puts charmed ink across razor wire around a city gate
Fenestro crew: scalpers are kantus guard… whips with inked barbs; theron praetors (torque tri-shot); sulkies (grunt wretches with rockworm armor… mobile cover and when stationary can’t be hit); swine grenadier (use batons that throw ink grenades); Fenestro has boltok with ink bayonet
Psi-squad go to warehouse at bottom of town because there is a passage that leads to inside of castle on the cliff that frames the sieged town
In cliff passage… obvious that locusts have been tunnelling
Fenestro summons an ink berserker to patrol the passages… squad has to slip past
Meanwhile liam trying to get out of tomb
Uses sword of hero in tomb… pries doors and gets out
Liam sneaking out… sees locusts weapons testing… they have a china lake grenade launcher
Lou splits from the squad and gets to Liam first
They sneak together
Liam sneaks through, but Lou cuts himself on the razorwire… gets infected
Rest of squad reconvenes… and they see Liam and Lou so now they need to get out too… but Berserker comes out… they use the china lake to take out the berserker
Ravel dies… turns out he was R. Carmine
Squad gets locust tank vehicle to get out
Liam and lou escaping but lou injured by infection
Liam and lou on low road
Squad on high road
Lou turning into locust… master butcher
Liam has to kill his dad… thinks he is dead… so sad… but then it is clear lou isn’t dead and he is more locust than man… tries to attack… liam runs
Fenestro catches Liam and mocks him and his loss… Fenestro movement is ink shimmer
Fenestro lets liam go… but later liam finds map that fenestra must have put in his armor without him noticing
Fenestro has ink island HQ
Liam ends up at cabin… swine grenadiers show up with rock wretches
They find liam and attack but psi-squad arrives to bail him out
Now squad is back together… marge is in command
They decide to get back to COG HQ
Map that liam has is analyzed… and seems to be showing locust intending to strike a UIR lab complex… UIR has asked help for protecting scientist Ira who is at lab complex
UIR had secrets that can’t be revealed because it was weapons plans against COGs
Weapon is rogue JACK droids… hammer of dawn stealth drones
When that info is shared… it is recognized that locusts have to be stopped from getting the JACK tech… they conjecture that the JACK tech could open holes strategically and allow easier routes for locusts to invade
When they get to lab… they have to battle UIR zealots to get in… Ira has been tortured by the zealots… she dies
Then on way out… no locusts… confusion
They get news that HQ was attacked… it was a ruse to get all the cog over to UIR
Liam realizes he was used by Fenestro
They have the JACKs
So they go straight for Fenestro ink island base… minefield of serans strapped with ink… if you boat in too fast it set off mines and kills the serans
Monster… Draquish… sea-brumak
They make it to island… fight into his fortress… get past theron praetors
Samsanov dies
4 psi-squad left
Tighter and tighter passages in fortress to get to Fenestro
Battle with fenestro but he escapes on Draquish and rides it
Blackraven shows up and picks up squad… they pursue draquish and use hammer drones to hit it
Draquish dead… but fenestro escapes
Time passes…
New HQ… Liam wants to find Lou and cure him or something
They return to castle cliff town… Lou is in the mausoleam and Liam battles him… but it was a dream
Now for real… Liam goes back to castle cliff town and searches for clues…
They take the tunnels into the earth… they find temples… and face Lou as the master butcher
They get deeper and eventually face Kantus guard and then Fenestro
Fenestro tries to flood the underground temple complex
Fenestro seems dead… but squad has to escape and get back to surface
They pop up on the azure island… and are confused… the azure island has people living there
HALO REFORMATION
(Halo fanfiction)
Crew of unlikely anti-heroes: rogue Spartan, Covenant brute, Covenant grunt (pilot), android (cortana style), and flood converted from Spartan
Rogue spartan and flood spartan met first when flood explains history of spartans to him
Spartan project is about abducting kids from families and experimenting on them
Flood spartan is in fact Masterchief (teased out)
Covenant brute is deemed heretic for trying to bring Arbiter back
Brute forces grunt to get him off planet… grunt forced into joining team
Brute and grunt travel to forerunner planet to steal grand constructor… but it is protected by the cortana android
That battle leaves them incapacitated on ship wreckage floating
New species from outer rim has salvaged wreck and taken to their space station for auctioning
Two spartans come to space station and see the brute and grunt and android being auctioned
New species are from other galaxy
As a crew they try to buy grand constructor but can’t
So they steal it
Prometheans fighting against until they steal it… then fighting with them
New species send a gift package… knocks out stolen grand constructor.. useless
New species send info on who they are… gives reformation crew an idea about preparing for coming war with the other galaxy
Mission of reformation crew is to convert spartans or execute them
Rogue spartan is female
Android is female
(Halo fanfiction)
Crew of unlikely anti-heroes: rogue Spartan, Covenant brute, Covenant grunt (pilot), android (cortana style), and flood converted from Spartan
Rogue spartan and flood spartan met first when flood explains history of spartans to him
Spartan project is about abducting kids from families and experimenting on them
Flood spartan is in fact Masterchief (teased out)
Covenant brute is deemed heretic for trying to bring Arbiter back
Brute forces grunt to get him off planet… grunt forced into joining team
Brute and grunt travel to forerunner planet to steal grand constructor… but it is protected by the cortana android
That battle leaves them incapacitated on ship wreckage floating
New species from outer rim has salvaged wreck and taken to their space station for auctioning
Two spartans come to space station and see the brute and grunt and android being auctioned
New species are from other galaxy
As a crew they try to buy grand constructor but can’t
So they steal it
Prometheans fighting against until they steal it… then fighting with them
New species send a gift package… knocks out stolen grand constructor.. useless
New species send info on who they are… gives reformation crew an idea about preparing for coming war with the other galaxy
Mission of reformation crew is to convert spartans or execute them
Rogue spartan is female
Android is female
HELLRAISER: CHASER
(Hellraiser fanfiction)
Hellraiser about bugchaser… gay dudes that troll to contract hiv
He does contract… but then he does taboo and starts spreading it
He caught it from guys… but spreads it to girls
He cruises for girls who are talking about having the “travel bug”
He is a pilot
Easy for him to exploit naïve single women
Little girl in his building finds him charming… but the mom not ok with it
Little girl gives him the lament configuration
He opens it for her and he is considering infecting her
The mother shows up and is a cenobite in the background…
He freaks out and sends the girl away
He keeps the lament configuration and opens it further
Later when he meets a woman that he plans to infect he is doing his whole made up story bullshit again
She is like “you look so familiar”
A story we have heard already
But this woman acts like she knows how the story goes… which is impossible because it is made up
But she has photos on her phone to confirm
And he is in the background
In the photos… they are playing with the lament configuration, and as the sequence of photos play out swiping… the box is passed around until he is moved into the frame and he has it
He is spooked and walks away from her
He stalks her…
He isn’t replying to his dating ads
She works at a florist… the décor of the store is lament configuration
Then he stalks her at night and Pinhead kills her which can be seen from the closet where he is hiding
Pinhead shows that he can see our guy… Pinhead leaves clue that would frame our guy for the murder
Pinhead leaves.. . our guy comes out and wants to remove clue, but then knock at door so he leaves the way he came… balcony window
He can see that someone has spotted him
Next day he is in his car outside his place and see the police and detectives showing up to question him
He escapes to airport and gets on first flight to Bangkok
When he gets to his hotel… he checks in with fake ID he used to use during bugchasing
But in his room is lament configuration… he freaks out. Interrogates the staff
Then down hall he sees mother and daughter cenobite
He tries to break into other guests rooms looking for help, but each room has shadiness from his past… guy who infected him, or girls he infected
Then he goes into one room and it is the girl’s apartment who was murdered… he ends up with the pinhead clue in his hand… perhaps a weapon from his set at home
He can’t figure out how his apartment is in Thailand
Then he is roused because the detective is behind him
Detective isn’t surprised to find him at the scene
Detective arrests him
Our guy’s hiv is flaring up and they have to transfer him from normal jail to infirmary
Cenobite activity in the jail cells
He is in infirmary but then it is empty… no one is there to care for him
He begins wasting away and dies
He peels his skin off and is skinless… he dies in the hospital bed… chains show up and tear him apart
Now he is in leviathan searching the corridors
He finds a way to the mirror in the place where the guy who infected him was (they had fucked in front of the mirror and it was bloody sex)
He goes to the guy through the mirror who gave him hiv and asks for help
That guy brings him victims because he feels haunted… guilt about infecting our guy and our guy dying
Our guy tells him to go get the hospital bed and kill new victims on it
Hiv guy does the bidding
Our guy escapes leviathan
He rejuvenates with final kill on hiv guy
He tries to get back to Bangkok… but plane goes hellified… and crashes
It was just him being haunted… he does arrive in Bangkok
There he learns that the photos he was shown were real… he remembers now that before all the bugchasing and all that… he had been doing sex tourism in Thailand and had sex with a little girl (the girl who gave him the box)… later while partying with people in Thailand he had been shown the box and stole it… he opened it… and unleashed hell.. which is where he was then made to forget such things and focus on his bugchasing ways
He is trying to set up a way to escape to Indonesia denying that he is in hell… gets on boat at night
Cenobites arrive and tear him apart on the boat
(Hellraiser fanfiction)
Hellraiser about bugchaser… gay dudes that troll to contract hiv
He does contract… but then he does taboo and starts spreading it
He caught it from guys… but spreads it to girls
He cruises for girls who are talking about having the “travel bug”
He is a pilot
Easy for him to exploit naïve single women
Little girl in his building finds him charming… but the mom not ok with it
Little girl gives him the lament configuration
He opens it for her and he is considering infecting her
The mother shows up and is a cenobite in the background…
He freaks out and sends the girl away
He keeps the lament configuration and opens it further
Later when he meets a woman that he plans to infect he is doing his whole made up story bullshit again
She is like “you look so familiar”
A story we have heard already
But this woman acts like she knows how the story goes… which is impossible because it is made up
But she has photos on her phone to confirm
And he is in the background
In the photos… they are playing with the lament configuration, and as the sequence of photos play out swiping… the box is passed around until he is moved into the frame and he has it
He is spooked and walks away from her
He stalks her…
He isn’t replying to his dating ads
She works at a florist… the décor of the store is lament configuration
Then he stalks her at night and Pinhead kills her which can be seen from the closet where he is hiding
Pinhead shows that he can see our guy… Pinhead leaves clue that would frame our guy for the murder
Pinhead leaves.. . our guy comes out and wants to remove clue, but then knock at door so he leaves the way he came… balcony window
He can see that someone has spotted him
Next day he is in his car outside his place and see the police and detectives showing up to question him
He escapes to airport and gets on first flight to Bangkok
When he gets to his hotel… he checks in with fake ID he used to use during bugchasing
But in his room is lament configuration… he freaks out. Interrogates the staff
Then down hall he sees mother and daughter cenobite
He tries to break into other guests rooms looking for help, but each room has shadiness from his past… guy who infected him, or girls he infected
Then he goes into one room and it is the girl’s apartment who was murdered… he ends up with the pinhead clue in his hand… perhaps a weapon from his set at home
He can’t figure out how his apartment is in Thailand
Then he is roused because the detective is behind him
Detective isn’t surprised to find him at the scene
Detective arrests him
Our guy’s hiv is flaring up and they have to transfer him from normal jail to infirmary
Cenobite activity in the jail cells
He is in infirmary but then it is empty… no one is there to care for him
He begins wasting away and dies
He peels his skin off and is skinless… he dies in the hospital bed… chains show up and tear him apart
Now he is in leviathan searching the corridors
He finds a way to the mirror in the place where the guy who infected him was (they had fucked in front of the mirror and it was bloody sex)
He goes to the guy through the mirror who gave him hiv and asks for help
That guy brings him victims because he feels haunted… guilt about infecting our guy and our guy dying
Our guy tells him to go get the hospital bed and kill new victims on it
Hiv guy does the bidding
Our guy escapes leviathan
He rejuvenates with final kill on hiv guy
He tries to get back to Bangkok… but plane goes hellified… and crashes
It was just him being haunted… he does arrive in Bangkok
There he learns that the photos he was shown were real… he remembers now that before all the bugchasing and all that… he had been doing sex tourism in Thailand and had sex with a little girl (the girl who gave him the box)… later while partying with people in Thailand he had been shown the box and stole it… he opened it… and unleashed hell.. which is where he was then made to forget such things and focus on his bugchasing ways
He is trying to set up a way to escape to Indonesia denying that he is in hell… gets on boat at night
Cenobites arrive and tear him apart on the boat
HELLRAISER DOMINION
(Hellraiser fanfiction)
Jeff Snider… Lolita island
Sick faggotry… banquet orgies… young girls trafficked and raped
Snider has office in main building… and locked room beside it
He is interviewing one of the trafficked girls that “works” at the island… telling her that she is getting a little too old to be needed… maybe she can be moved to US and adopted by family in DC… if she can keep her mouth shut
Then bashing at the locked door… snider is shocked
More bashing… and then broken window
Snider opens door to room
Girls gets up and looks out window of office to see skinless man fleeing… pushing past people… getting on motorboat and fleeing island
Snider runs out to deal with the problem
But forgets girl is there. she looks inside the room and it is a shrine to everything hellraiser
Skinless man is leviathan escapee
Girl sees lament configuration on soiled mattress with hooked chains
She picks up the box but doesn’t open it
Snider comes back and grabs the box from her and pushes her out of the shrine room
He can see terror in her eyes and he isn’t worried she will say anything
Cut.
She is working in catering in DC a few months later
She runs into Bettencourt who hates men and has no heiress
Bettencourt adopts our girl to groom her as an heiress
Betterncourt claims she can see the girl’s hatred for men and that this is correct
Bettencourt has cosmetic company empire. MO… no products for men
Cut.
Seven years later
Girl is now power woman in Bettencourt company
Company will go to her
Bettencourt dies
Girl takes over
Board of directors nervous… especially the few men
Snider island taken down on news
Then feds show up to ask her about snider island because they have taken it down
Girl denies she has any relationship with snider
But then feds prove they know
They ask specifically about the shrine
She sees photos
She says she wants the box and then she will consider testifying
They say it is evidence
She offers big money
They see what they can do
The box arrives for her and she opens it
Lady Abigor emerges
She makes a deal with Abigor… claims she can get back the guy who escaped
Abigor is interested
But Abigor has a different interest
Our girl announces in boardroom that company will do men’s line of products… many are on board and a few protest
The cologne is boxed in boxes that look like lament config
First ‘x’ amount of purchasers get special real box gift
She has lament configs being manufactured in a factory
Men start buying the cologne and getting abigor and cenobites
Pinhead shows up and objects… it isn’t the right way to do things
Abigor explains she is bored in leviathan because all the victims are scum that are predictable
Pinhead and Abigor battle
Meanwhile skinless escapee offers to help pinhead to destroy factory where lament configs are made
He stops the factory… takes back the original box, destroys all the records
Pinhead frees him
Girl shows up to kill pinhead… escapee kills her
But abigor turns her into a cenobite
(Hellraiser fanfiction)
Jeff Snider… Lolita island
Sick faggotry… banquet orgies… young girls trafficked and raped
Snider has office in main building… and locked room beside it
He is interviewing one of the trafficked girls that “works” at the island… telling her that she is getting a little too old to be needed… maybe she can be moved to US and adopted by family in DC… if she can keep her mouth shut
Then bashing at the locked door… snider is shocked
More bashing… and then broken window
Snider opens door to room
Girls gets up and looks out window of office to see skinless man fleeing… pushing past people… getting on motorboat and fleeing island
Snider runs out to deal with the problem
But forgets girl is there. she looks inside the room and it is a shrine to everything hellraiser
Skinless man is leviathan escapee
Girl sees lament configuration on soiled mattress with hooked chains
She picks up the box but doesn’t open it
Snider comes back and grabs the box from her and pushes her out of the shrine room
He can see terror in her eyes and he isn’t worried she will say anything
Cut.
She is working in catering in DC a few months later
She runs into Bettencourt who hates men and has no heiress
Bettencourt adopts our girl to groom her as an heiress
Betterncourt claims she can see the girl’s hatred for men and that this is correct
Bettencourt has cosmetic company empire. MO… no products for men
Cut.
Seven years later
Girl is now power woman in Bettencourt company
Company will go to her
Bettencourt dies
Girl takes over
Board of directors nervous… especially the few men
Snider island taken down on news
Then feds show up to ask her about snider island because they have taken it down
Girl denies she has any relationship with snider
But then feds prove they know
They ask specifically about the shrine
She sees photos
She says she wants the box and then she will consider testifying
They say it is evidence
She offers big money
They see what they can do
The box arrives for her and she opens it
Lady Abigor emerges
She makes a deal with Abigor… claims she can get back the guy who escaped
Abigor is interested
But Abigor has a different interest
Our girl announces in boardroom that company will do men’s line of products… many are on board and a few protest
The cologne is boxed in boxes that look like lament config
First ‘x’ amount of purchasers get special real box gift
She has lament configs being manufactured in a factory
Men start buying the cologne and getting abigor and cenobites
Pinhead shows up and objects… it isn’t the right way to do things
Abigor explains she is bored in leviathan because all the victims are scum that are predictable
Pinhead and Abigor battle
Meanwhile skinless escapee offers to help pinhead to destroy factory where lament configs are made
He stops the factory… takes back the original box, destroys all the records
Pinhead frees him
Girl shows up to kill pinhead… escapee kills her
But abigor turns her into a cenobite
HELLRAISER NOIR
(Hellraiser fanfiction)
Hellraiser based around Kiss Me Deadly
Mike hammer…bedroom dick… investigate cheating marriage
Sometimes he hooks up with his clients and exploits their vulnerability
Secretary Velda… penny ante divorce cases
Mike driving down road… woman on road needs a ride… she is wearing trenchcoat. She is skinless
Christina skinless… bandaged face
She is trying to escape thugs… but actually hell
Seems like maybe she escaped from mental hospital
They get through police checkpoint… pretend she just had plastic surgery
Thugs catch them and mike wakes up… can hear christina being tortured
Thugs push mike’s car off cliff with mike in trunk
He escapes and survives
Christina said “remember me”
Mike looks into who the thugs were
He goes to christina apartment and meets Lily roommate
Lily tells hammer that her and christina found a box and that’s why the thugs showed up… it’s valuable
She need hammer to protect her
Lily needs the box back from christina to give it to the thugs to make them go away
Hammer picks up trail of three thugs
And tracks them to his mechanic Nick who they have killed
They find hammer and abduct him
He is getting injected by their boss… the thug boss wants the box and thinks hammer knows
Thug boss paid a lot for the box but christina stole it
Hammer kills the thugs and escapes
Goes to police… police lieutenant tells hammer to leave it alone and forget about the box
Box associated with lots of weird murders
Hammer goes back to beachhouse where he had been abducted to and discovers that Lily is working with thug boss (actually a doctor who hired thugs)
Hammer concludes real Lily is dead and the woman pretending to be Lily was there to meet hammer and maybe find out where box and christina are
Doctor thug boss and fake Lily have Velda captured
Fake lily wants box and kills doctor… his last words are to not open the box.. eve fruit
Fake lily thinks box is flesh paradise
Hammer barges in… fake lily shoots hammer
Velda had box… it had been mailed to her… so fake lily has box now
Mike opens it and summons cenobites
They kill fake lily
Wounded hammer saves velda and they flee
Box washes up on beach… after mike and velda limp off. They don’t see it
Then hammer at work… on new case… see cenobites
When he gets to philanderer house… murders… box in the house… he knows it is starting again
(Hellraiser fanfiction)
Hellraiser based around Kiss Me Deadly
Mike hammer…bedroom dick… investigate cheating marriage
Sometimes he hooks up with his clients and exploits their vulnerability
Secretary Velda… penny ante divorce cases
Mike driving down road… woman on road needs a ride… she is wearing trenchcoat. She is skinless
Christina skinless… bandaged face
She is trying to escape thugs… but actually hell
Seems like maybe she escaped from mental hospital
They get through police checkpoint… pretend she just had plastic surgery
Thugs catch them and mike wakes up… can hear christina being tortured
Thugs push mike’s car off cliff with mike in trunk
He escapes and survives
Christina said “remember me”
Mike looks into who the thugs were
He goes to christina apartment and meets Lily roommate
Lily tells hammer that her and christina found a box and that’s why the thugs showed up… it’s valuable
She need hammer to protect her
Lily needs the box back from christina to give it to the thugs to make them go away
Hammer picks up trail of three thugs
And tracks them to his mechanic Nick who they have killed
They find hammer and abduct him
He is getting injected by their boss… the thug boss wants the box and thinks hammer knows
Thug boss paid a lot for the box but christina stole it
Hammer kills the thugs and escapes
Goes to police… police lieutenant tells hammer to leave it alone and forget about the box
Box associated with lots of weird murders
Hammer goes back to beachhouse where he had been abducted to and discovers that Lily is working with thug boss (actually a doctor who hired thugs)
Hammer concludes real Lily is dead and the woman pretending to be Lily was there to meet hammer and maybe find out where box and christina are
Doctor thug boss and fake Lily have Velda captured
Fake lily wants box and kills doctor… his last words are to not open the box.. eve fruit
Fake lily thinks box is flesh paradise
Hammer barges in… fake lily shoots hammer
Velda had box… it had been mailed to her… so fake lily has box now
Mike opens it and summons cenobites
They kill fake lily
Wounded hammer saves velda and they flee
Box washes up on beach… after mike and velda limp off. They don’t see it
Then hammer at work… on new case… see cenobites
When he gets to philanderer house… murders… box in the house… he knows it is starting again
HELLRAISER REAPER
(Hellraiser fanfiction)
Teenage spoiled couple… bev hills
Bf is listless trust fund kid… deviant… likes buying sketching things on onion router ebay
Dahmer’s yearbook, bundy’s shoes, etc.
Lament configuration has no bidders… it has been evidence in twelve murder cases
so he bids
he gets it and intends to give it to gf for gift
he gets her to open it
cenobites show up
lady abigor
bf gets torn apart… but not gf
abigor vs pinhead… debate it
gf is fucked in the head from seeing the cenobites kill bf
she ends up institutionalized
now switch to Mark and Celine… Bernardo and Homolka
she is a nurse at the asylum… she is hot… she seduces a shrink to get some patients released
she then has Mark pick them up and those are their victims
Mark is a gym teacher high school
Celine is obsessed with a soap opera and a character Barbara Bella
At their place… the front room is just like the set design from the soap opera
Rooms in the back of their place are torture and rape cells
At school… stacy wants to talk to Mark privately about how she is flunking
He is being friendly… too friendly… but she is ok with it
She thinks she is dropping out
Step-dad is molester
Mark offers to help… rough up dad… stacy thinks dad would be worse.. mark suggest murder
Stacy says instead her plan is to skip town and not let anyone know so dad can’t find her
Mark offers to write her a recommendation so she can find a job
Stacy thinks it is great… mark tells stacy to come over and they can work on the letter together to make it relevant and personal
Don’t let anyone know you are going to teacher house… compromises him… stacy agrees
Stacy arrives
Drugged
They have their way with her in torture cell
Celine puts razor blade between teeth… sapphic and then starts cutting
Mark takes the body to where he disposes them… at dump that has RV and under RV in a pit
Cut.
Celine grabs gf from start… catatonic and gripping the box and won’t let go
Celine tries to pry box away.. and does but thinks box is interesting so brings it
When gf is in torture chamber… celine wants gf to open box… gf seems to come out of catatonic state and decides opening box can save her
She opens box and cenobites kill celine
Mark comes in after and wants to know where celine went… he is freaking out
Mark opens the box…
Celine is in leviathan… skank style… trying to seduce pinhead and turn him against abigor
Mark takes gf to RV pit with intention of killing her and dumping her there
However cenobites in pit… pull him in
He is in leviathan
Celine has killed pinhead and then abigor
Mark is trying to escape
He seems to get out… and now being investigated about disappearance of stacy
Celine is haunting mark
In the end Mark is burned to death and ends up in leviathan and is cenobite… Red Devil Ra style
Red Devil Ra kills Abigor… and high priestess, chatterer, butterball recede into leviathan scared of Red Devil Ra and Skank
Gf is still alive and tells detectives about it… they take her back to asylum
More hell at asylum
Detective dies and goes to leviathan… but gf is saved
(Hellraiser fanfiction)
Teenage spoiled couple… bev hills
Bf is listless trust fund kid… deviant… likes buying sketching things on onion router ebay
Dahmer’s yearbook, bundy’s shoes, etc.
Lament configuration has no bidders… it has been evidence in twelve murder cases
so he bids
he gets it and intends to give it to gf for gift
he gets her to open it
cenobites show up
lady abigor
bf gets torn apart… but not gf
abigor vs pinhead… debate it
gf is fucked in the head from seeing the cenobites kill bf
she ends up institutionalized
now switch to Mark and Celine… Bernardo and Homolka
she is a nurse at the asylum… she is hot… she seduces a shrink to get some patients released
she then has Mark pick them up and those are their victims
Mark is a gym teacher high school
Celine is obsessed with a soap opera and a character Barbara Bella
At their place… the front room is just like the set design from the soap opera
Rooms in the back of their place are torture and rape cells
At school… stacy wants to talk to Mark privately about how she is flunking
He is being friendly… too friendly… but she is ok with it
She thinks she is dropping out
Step-dad is molester
Mark offers to help… rough up dad… stacy thinks dad would be worse.. mark suggest murder
Stacy says instead her plan is to skip town and not let anyone know so dad can’t find her
Mark offers to write her a recommendation so she can find a job
Stacy thinks it is great… mark tells stacy to come over and they can work on the letter together to make it relevant and personal
Don’t let anyone know you are going to teacher house… compromises him… stacy agrees
Stacy arrives
Drugged
They have their way with her in torture cell
Celine puts razor blade between teeth… sapphic and then starts cutting
Mark takes the body to where he disposes them… at dump that has RV and under RV in a pit
Cut.
Celine grabs gf from start… catatonic and gripping the box and won’t let go
Celine tries to pry box away.. and does but thinks box is interesting so brings it
When gf is in torture chamber… celine wants gf to open box… gf seems to come out of catatonic state and decides opening box can save her
She opens box and cenobites kill celine
Mark comes in after and wants to know where celine went… he is freaking out
Mark opens the box…
Celine is in leviathan… skank style… trying to seduce pinhead and turn him against abigor
Mark takes gf to RV pit with intention of killing her and dumping her there
However cenobites in pit… pull him in
He is in leviathan
Celine has killed pinhead and then abigor
Mark is trying to escape
He seems to get out… and now being investigated about disappearance of stacy
Celine is haunting mark
In the end Mark is burned to death and ends up in leviathan and is cenobite… Red Devil Ra style
Red Devil Ra kills Abigor… and high priestess, chatterer, butterball recede into leviathan scared of Red Devil Ra and Skank
Gf is still alive and tells detectives about it… they take her back to asylum
More hell at asylum
Detective dies and goes to leviathan… but gf is saved
HIGHLANDER: INHERITOR
(Highlander fanfiction)
Ignore all fan fiction other than first movie
Direct sequel to first movie
Starts with character that isn’t immortal… Remi Ember… end of WWI… during German civil revolution 1919… commies trying to take over
Remi is contract killer from France brought in to murder old socialist leader (August Bebel)
Bebel was a mole for fascists… which Remi realizes after
Plot to kill Bebel wasn’t by fascists which Remi assumed… but by soviets who knew bebel was mole and wanted fascists cut off from knowing the commie organization in Germany
So now german commies got push… which germans reacted to
That reaction put fascists into power
1938… Remi is now pushing 40… he is spy and contract killer known as Red Panda
He is in Japan working for US… spy looking into Pearl Harbour
American politicians knew about pearl harbour and didn’t say anything… strategic by FDR
1944 Thomas Dewey’s competition mysteriously disappear… because Red Panda scared them to let Dewey be main opponent for FDR
Red Panda thought Dewey would beat FDR
Instead Dewey only smears FDR who never puts teeth back into antitrust law
1985… Connor McCloud… wins the prize… or did he?
There were more immortals
Ramirez lied… he just wanted Kurgan dead… so motivated connor by making him think kurgan was last
But what connor experienced wasn’t prize… it was a booby prize from when you kill who killed you the first time (kurgan in Scotland)
Ramirez knew booby prize but didn’t tell connor because he needed connor to kill kurgan and figured connor was the only one who had the right stuff
So contest has continued without connor who got booby prize and was disqualified… rule is you don’t kill the immortal that got the first kill on you
Remi is immortal but hasn’t been killed yet
1985… Remi is old man… Ramirez type guy shows up and explains to Remi… and then kills Remi
Ramirez type guy knows a ritual to get Remi back to his young form
Now switch to pre Columbian Cuban village… warrior woman is main villainess… Vikings show up… gang rape and murder her. viking immortal leading raiding party. She is an immortal now
She gets revenge against Vikings and comes close to killing viking immortal but doesn’t and she has her son do it instead
takes their ships back to Europe… but she doesn’t age and her son does. Sad story
She meets Kurgan type dude from Egypt… he is the oldest immortal
He explains the game to her
He has a hardon for chopping off heads
She has hatred for all immortals because she hates the game
But they team up
New ramirez type battles Egyptian and dies in present 2020
She approaches Remi back in WW2… they battle but no kill
Remi went back to Japan to train after 1985
Remi faces Asian immortal in Japan… that guy warns about Egyptian
Cuban and Egyptian gunkata fighting in French revolution
Egyptian goes to chop off Cuban head… so they split up after
Cuban approaches Remi to ask for help against Egyptian
They battle first before explanation
Remi agrees
They travel to find Egyptian
They get his head
Cuban leaves vowing to never allow the end of the game… denies prize. She thinks that he won’t fight her
Now in the future… a new immortal uses technology… lures Cuban and Remi to same place. Uses tech to trick them into thinking that they are the Egyptian… to each of them… they look like the Egyptian but it is the tech
Cuban accidentally kills Remi then kills tech immortal
Tech immortal turns out to be viking… who had lived through the whole thing
Cuban kills viking thus getting booby prize… but she uses booby prize gifts to help fix the world
(Highlander fanfiction)
Ignore all fan fiction other than first movie
Direct sequel to first movie
Starts with character that isn’t immortal… Remi Ember… end of WWI… during German civil revolution 1919… commies trying to take over
Remi is contract killer from France brought in to murder old socialist leader (August Bebel)
Bebel was a mole for fascists… which Remi realizes after
Plot to kill Bebel wasn’t by fascists which Remi assumed… but by soviets who knew bebel was mole and wanted fascists cut off from knowing the commie organization in Germany
So now german commies got push… which germans reacted to
That reaction put fascists into power
1938… Remi is now pushing 40… he is spy and contract killer known as Red Panda
He is in Japan working for US… spy looking into Pearl Harbour
American politicians knew about pearl harbour and didn’t say anything… strategic by FDR
1944 Thomas Dewey’s competition mysteriously disappear… because Red Panda scared them to let Dewey be main opponent for FDR
Red Panda thought Dewey would beat FDR
Instead Dewey only smears FDR who never puts teeth back into antitrust law
1985… Connor McCloud… wins the prize… or did he?
There were more immortals
Ramirez lied… he just wanted Kurgan dead… so motivated connor by making him think kurgan was last
But what connor experienced wasn’t prize… it was a booby prize from when you kill who killed you the first time (kurgan in Scotland)
Ramirez knew booby prize but didn’t tell connor because he needed connor to kill kurgan and figured connor was the only one who had the right stuff
So contest has continued without connor who got booby prize and was disqualified… rule is you don’t kill the immortal that got the first kill on you
Remi is immortal but hasn’t been killed yet
1985… Remi is old man… Ramirez type guy shows up and explains to Remi… and then kills Remi
Ramirez type guy knows a ritual to get Remi back to his young form
Now switch to pre Columbian Cuban village… warrior woman is main villainess… Vikings show up… gang rape and murder her. viking immortal leading raiding party. She is an immortal now
She gets revenge against Vikings and comes close to killing viking immortal but doesn’t and she has her son do it instead
takes their ships back to Europe… but she doesn’t age and her son does. Sad story
She meets Kurgan type dude from Egypt… he is the oldest immortal
He explains the game to her
He has a hardon for chopping off heads
She has hatred for all immortals because she hates the game
But they team up
New ramirez type battles Egyptian and dies in present 2020
She approaches Remi back in WW2… they battle but no kill
Remi went back to Japan to train after 1985
Remi faces Asian immortal in Japan… that guy warns about Egyptian
Cuban and Egyptian gunkata fighting in French revolution
Egyptian goes to chop off Cuban head… so they split up after
Cuban approaches Remi to ask for help against Egyptian
They battle first before explanation
Remi agrees
They travel to find Egyptian
They get his head
Cuban leaves vowing to never allow the end of the game… denies prize. She thinks that he won’t fight her
Now in the future… a new immortal uses technology… lures Cuban and Remi to same place. Uses tech to trick them into thinking that they are the Egyptian… to each of them… they look like the Egyptian but it is the tech
Cuban accidentally kills Remi then kills tech immortal
Tech immortal turns out to be viking… who had lived through the whole thing
Cuban kills viking thus getting booby prize… but she uses booby prize gifts to help fix the world
MAD MAX PAWN SHOP CITY
(Mad Max fanfiction)
Max has massive amount of guzzoline… and gets it back to his hideout
He takes out the raiders that were in pursuit using booby traps he has everywhere
Time passes and his outpost grows into a town
Mad Max has decided to settle down… mayor of a little salvager town… trading post
Raiders back off because of max rep
visitors trade things for gas
some of the villagers want film equipment for personal project to remake a lost film based on script they found. Elder remembers the movie around the fire
max never lets his people leave… but he decides he needs an item that no one is bringing to his outpost… so he travels to pawn shop city to find item
pair of the wannabe filmmakers join him to find some missing equipment they need
in pawn shop city.. big population… mayor of the city meets with max… but we can see that in the city there is a religious cult developing
mayor will give max the things he needs but mayor wants religious cult wiped out… at least the leaders assassinated
max explains he isn’t an assassin
however, the pair that joined him (Big Geek and Little Geek) end up offending the cult and breaking their law… they sacrifice them
cult law is about an abnormal psych textbook the leader has like a bible… they stigmatize people as being “mad”
max is now willing to do the work
max has a young bride at his outpost but he needs particular medication to make sure her babies are healthy
max kills the cult leader… and goes to get his supplies… mayor doesn’t want to give it up so he captures max
max now has underground fight against cult leader right hand
mayor claims that if max wins then cult has to disband and if max loses then cult can have pawn shop city
max wins
little geek is locked up and tells other prisoners about guzzoline at their outpost
max breaks out little geek
they escape with supplies
cult kill mayor
cult go after max using mayor’s fleet
chase
cult get hit by outpost traps… so they siege the outpost
prisoners who know about guzzoline escape and get back to their raider buddies… raiders get to outpost
raiders battle cult
max leads his people away from outpost and back to pawn shop city which they take over
meanwhile raiders beat cult and go for the guzzoline but it is booby trapped and explodes
in pawn shop city there is an airplane
(Mad Max fanfiction)
Max has massive amount of guzzoline… and gets it back to his hideout
He takes out the raiders that were in pursuit using booby traps he has everywhere
Time passes and his outpost grows into a town
Mad Max has decided to settle down… mayor of a little salvager town… trading post
Raiders back off because of max rep
visitors trade things for gas
some of the villagers want film equipment for personal project to remake a lost film based on script they found. Elder remembers the movie around the fire
max never lets his people leave… but he decides he needs an item that no one is bringing to his outpost… so he travels to pawn shop city to find item
pair of the wannabe filmmakers join him to find some missing equipment they need
in pawn shop city.. big population… mayor of the city meets with max… but we can see that in the city there is a religious cult developing
mayor will give max the things he needs but mayor wants religious cult wiped out… at least the leaders assassinated
max explains he isn’t an assassin
however, the pair that joined him (Big Geek and Little Geek) end up offending the cult and breaking their law… they sacrifice them
cult law is about an abnormal psych textbook the leader has like a bible… they stigmatize people as being “mad”
max is now willing to do the work
max has a young bride at his outpost but he needs particular medication to make sure her babies are healthy
max kills the cult leader… and goes to get his supplies… mayor doesn’t want to give it up so he captures max
max now has underground fight against cult leader right hand
mayor claims that if max wins then cult has to disband and if max loses then cult can have pawn shop city
max wins
little geek is locked up and tells other prisoners about guzzoline at their outpost
max breaks out little geek
they escape with supplies
cult kill mayor
cult go after max using mayor’s fleet
chase
cult get hit by outpost traps… so they siege the outpost
prisoners who know about guzzoline escape and get back to their raider buddies… raiders get to outpost
raiders battle cult
max leads his people away from outpost and back to pawn shop city which they take over
meanwhile raiders beat cult and go for the guzzoline but it is booby trapped and explodes
in pawn shop city there is an airplane
ODINSON
(Marvel Thor fanfiction)
The Avengers have been captured and are being held in a high-tech facility
Attuma is responsible for capturing the Avengers
Attuma has the Avengers hooked up to virtual reality simulators (like Matrix)
Attuma had first attempted to make the sim programs ideal for the superhero life but the Avengers struggled
Attuma changed the program to make the Avengers non-super powered and they cooperate with it
Problem for Attuma… Thor never had a “normal” life or desire for one so he continued to reject the sim
Thor is trying to break free and then Enchantress shows up in his sim and tells him what is happening
Thor uses the knowledge to break free with the help of an Enchantress spell
Thor fights his way through the facility but when he gets outside of the facility he realizes he is in outer space orbiting Earth
He jumps toward Earth, but hits space garbage and starts to tumble ungracefully
Fantastic Four cameo who spot Thor falling to Earth
News stations are filming Thor falling to Earth
He lands near Miami causing a tidal wave that does significant destruction
Thor recovers and helps fix what he messed up
Thor then puts together a team to get back to the space station and save the Avengers
Team is rogues who fail miserably no matter what Thor does to try and help them
One new member is tech powered and Thor gets him to the sim machines
The tech guy tell Thor he can only save the Avengers by having them wake of their own accord which means he has to interface. The tech powered guy uses his Forge powers to make the interface for Thor
Banner is roused and becomes Hulk… and then only wants to fight Thor
Captain America declines being heroic
Ironman is living playboy life and won’t hear of it
Black Widow… but Thor falls for her based on her normie life
She wants him and he goes for it
Banner, Rogers and Stark show up in the sim and they are actually the Warriors Three of Asgard
Thor is confused
The Warriors Three attack Black Widow and Thor tries to defend her
Then Thor realizes that Black Widow was just Enchantress the whole time
The Avengers were never captured by Attuma and there is no facility in orbit around Earth
It was all the Enchantress who had a spell on Thor the whole time
Thor and Enchantress battle
Enchantress accepts defeat but teleports Thor to the underworld
Thor battles out of the underworld and makes it back to Earth where Enchantress has gone into a demoness form and has taken away the powers of the Avengers
Avengers villains have been informed and they are exploiting the de-powered Avengers
Ironman was never super-powered and he still has all his robots and gadgets
Thor and Ironman have to go retrieve Banner from the Leader, Captain America from Serpent Society, and Black Widow from Iron Maiden
The Avengers reunite and then Thor leans on Enchantress to end the spell except Hulk doesn’t want his powers back.
(Marvel Thor fanfiction)
The Avengers have been captured and are being held in a high-tech facility
Attuma is responsible for capturing the Avengers
Attuma has the Avengers hooked up to virtual reality simulators (like Matrix)
Attuma had first attempted to make the sim programs ideal for the superhero life but the Avengers struggled
Attuma changed the program to make the Avengers non-super powered and they cooperate with it
Problem for Attuma… Thor never had a “normal” life or desire for one so he continued to reject the sim
Thor is trying to break free and then Enchantress shows up in his sim and tells him what is happening
Thor uses the knowledge to break free with the help of an Enchantress spell
Thor fights his way through the facility but when he gets outside of the facility he realizes he is in outer space orbiting Earth
He jumps toward Earth, but hits space garbage and starts to tumble ungracefully
Fantastic Four cameo who spot Thor falling to Earth
News stations are filming Thor falling to Earth
He lands near Miami causing a tidal wave that does significant destruction
Thor recovers and helps fix what he messed up
Thor then puts together a team to get back to the space station and save the Avengers
Team is rogues who fail miserably no matter what Thor does to try and help them
One new member is tech powered and Thor gets him to the sim machines
The tech guy tell Thor he can only save the Avengers by having them wake of their own accord which means he has to interface. The tech powered guy uses his Forge powers to make the interface for Thor
Banner is roused and becomes Hulk… and then only wants to fight Thor
Captain America declines being heroic
Ironman is living playboy life and won’t hear of it
Black Widow… but Thor falls for her based on her normie life
She wants him and he goes for it
Banner, Rogers and Stark show up in the sim and they are actually the Warriors Three of Asgard
Thor is confused
The Warriors Three attack Black Widow and Thor tries to defend her
Then Thor realizes that Black Widow was just Enchantress the whole time
The Avengers were never captured by Attuma and there is no facility in orbit around Earth
It was all the Enchantress who had a spell on Thor the whole time
Thor and Enchantress battle
Enchantress accepts defeat but teleports Thor to the underworld
Thor battles out of the underworld and makes it back to Earth where Enchantress has gone into a demoness form and has taken away the powers of the Avengers
Avengers villains have been informed and they are exploiting the de-powered Avengers
Ironman was never super-powered and he still has all his robots and gadgets
Thor and Ironman have to go retrieve Banner from the Leader, Captain America from Serpent Society, and Black Widow from Iron Maiden
The Avengers reunite and then Thor leans on Enchantress to end the spell except Hulk doesn’t want his powers back.
STAR TREK COLD WAR
(Star Trek fanfiction)
Starfleet crew investigating planet that was clearly destroyed by borg… but in a new insidious way… it seems to have been taken down quietly from the inside… drones only came in at the end
Quasi evolved cousin species (like gorillas) attack
Confusing planet issue… clue leads to location of a disabled borg cube
They get to borg cube but in battle with andorian pirates
The starfleet captain dies in an altercation with andorian pirates who were scavenging the borg cube and thought Starfleet was looking to arrest them
On the borg cube they find seven of nine
Seven of Nine.. not Jeri Ryan… body swapped
Starfleet crew is overseeing the body transfer
Explained that her original body (jeri ryan) was necrotising but that they need her help
New Seven remember everything about being Seven
She is temporary captain of new ship
But a pilot helmsman ensign Paris type will become captain by the end and new young Seven will be first officer
Primary enemy is borg queen
Borg queen has converted unimatrix zero into concentration camp for brainwashing
Borg queen is no longer doing cyborgs but instead using unimatrix zero to brainwash sentients that the borg capture… in this way they can blend in and soften up species for borg takeover later
only cortical nodes for the brainwashed which keeps them in unimatrix zero when they are asleep
over time they are brainwashed… in fact there are starfleet already brainwashed
Species 8471 in fluidic space will be in Starfleet to help flush out the brainwashed – science officer that wasn’t ambitious.. but gets promoted
Seven knows what the queen is up to
Starfleet mutiny using the brainwashed because seven has to be captured orders the queen
Andorian pirates are needed for help
Chakotay’s son is with andorians
Starfleet that aren’t brainwashed plus andorian crew go through fluidic space to get away from borg but it makes them go mad…
The crew begin to think they are in unimatrix zero among the brainwashed
They become convinced that they have been in unimatrix zero the entire time
Most have recovered… only paris helmsman and seven is left
Paris guy finally comes out of his fever madness from fluidic space
They have to get to earth to inform Starfleet HQ about the borg queen plan
When they get to earth it has been destroyed by the borg
It’s just the fever dream of Seven who can’t get out of the madness from fluidic space
She gets sucked into Unimatrix Zero and the borg queen pretends to die to seven… makes seven feel guilt about it as part of brainwashing scheme
But seven figures it out
She breaks out of fever dream and now she knows how to defeat the queen
They have to go to Romulus instead of earth… and stop what is planned there by the borg… they are about to take over Romulus
The Starfleet crew help the romulans save themselves against the borg
Then it is known what the borg have been up to
(Star Trek fanfiction)
Starfleet crew investigating planet that was clearly destroyed by borg… but in a new insidious way… it seems to have been taken down quietly from the inside… drones only came in at the end
Quasi evolved cousin species (like gorillas) attack
Confusing planet issue… clue leads to location of a disabled borg cube
They get to borg cube but in battle with andorian pirates
The starfleet captain dies in an altercation with andorian pirates who were scavenging the borg cube and thought Starfleet was looking to arrest them
On the borg cube they find seven of nine
Seven of Nine.. not Jeri Ryan… body swapped
Starfleet crew is overseeing the body transfer
Explained that her original body (jeri ryan) was necrotising but that they need her help
New Seven remember everything about being Seven
She is temporary captain of new ship
But a pilot helmsman ensign Paris type will become captain by the end and new young Seven will be first officer
Primary enemy is borg queen
Borg queen has converted unimatrix zero into concentration camp for brainwashing
Borg queen is no longer doing cyborgs but instead using unimatrix zero to brainwash sentients that the borg capture… in this way they can blend in and soften up species for borg takeover later
only cortical nodes for the brainwashed which keeps them in unimatrix zero when they are asleep
over time they are brainwashed… in fact there are starfleet already brainwashed
Species 8471 in fluidic space will be in Starfleet to help flush out the brainwashed – science officer that wasn’t ambitious.. but gets promoted
Seven knows what the queen is up to
Starfleet mutiny using the brainwashed because seven has to be captured orders the queen
Andorian pirates are needed for help
Chakotay’s son is with andorians
Starfleet that aren’t brainwashed plus andorian crew go through fluidic space to get away from borg but it makes them go mad…
The crew begin to think they are in unimatrix zero among the brainwashed
They become convinced that they have been in unimatrix zero the entire time
Most have recovered… only paris helmsman and seven is left
Paris guy finally comes out of his fever madness from fluidic space
They have to get to earth to inform Starfleet HQ about the borg queen plan
When they get to earth it has been destroyed by the borg
It’s just the fever dream of Seven who can’t get out of the madness from fluidic space
She gets sucked into Unimatrix Zero and the borg queen pretends to die to seven… makes seven feel guilt about it as part of brainwashing scheme
But seven figures it out
She breaks out of fever dream and now she knows how to defeat the queen
They have to go to Romulus instead of earth… and stop what is planned there by the borg… they are about to take over Romulus
The Starfleet crew help the romulans save themselves against the borg
Then it is known what the borg have been up to
THE MATRIX: AGENT CROSS
(The Matrix fanfiction)
They tried to do individual paradise matrix.. but humans rejected it
They tried iterations… that didn’t work
Then Neo Matrix
But before neo matrix… individual based but on their own… each of those had a single agent assigned to make sure energy output was efficient
That caused him to make his subject a martyr
Agent Cross has come in from that era and is now in Neo Matrix before Neo
He is considered an outsider that shouldn’t be there
Cross has guilt about the earlier era of martyring humans
So he kills agents and is after oracle and architect
architect defends himself and corrupts Cross program
hints that oracle doesn’t even know what she is yet
Cross wakes to find himself suffering from amnesia
He seems to be business partners with Wallace Kurtzman and they run a stripclub
Cross is like a bodyguard pimp for the girls
Kurtzman runs the money side of the business
Cross notices a little black girl who seems too young to be stripping at the club… she is a shooter girl but she wants to get into stripping
They are in Chicago… police lieutenant is corrupt Shield style
Kurtzman has a snuff ring on the side that Cross can’t remember
Little black girl (young oracle) witnesses a murder in that underground snuff production
Kurtzman and his goons see it is her
They are chasing her
But she is also the sister of police lieutenant… she manages to get call out and ask bro for help
Kurtzman lies and tells cops it was Cross that kidnapped the girl… but Cross is actually protecting her
Now cops all over Chicago are after Cross and oracle
Oracle starts to awaken and has Neo style abilities… but unique Oracle abilities
Cross has incredible combat skill and weapons skill
They fight off cops and goons… manhunt
There are cops working for Kurtzman
Cross starts to tap into his agent abilities and can now absorb human bodies to assume their identity
Oracle is confused… panicked
Cross stashes Oracle at a church with convent
Cross goes after Kurtzman at stripclub
Stripclub has Matrix assassins waiting for Cross
Meanwhile… Kurtzman had hired psycho assassin to find Oracle and kill her… that guy is at convent
Matrix assassins battle the Chicago cops and Cross slips away to get back to Oracle
Then they have to get to police brother and explain what happened
Cross killed by Matrix assassins… but Oracle kills the assassins and assumes her role as Oracle
(The Matrix fanfiction)
They tried to do individual paradise matrix.. but humans rejected it
They tried iterations… that didn’t work
Then Neo Matrix
But before neo matrix… individual based but on their own… each of those had a single agent assigned to make sure energy output was efficient
That caused him to make his subject a martyr
Agent Cross has come in from that era and is now in Neo Matrix before Neo
He is considered an outsider that shouldn’t be there
Cross has guilt about the earlier era of martyring humans
So he kills agents and is after oracle and architect
architect defends himself and corrupts Cross program
hints that oracle doesn’t even know what she is yet
Cross wakes to find himself suffering from amnesia
He seems to be business partners with Wallace Kurtzman and they run a stripclub
Cross is like a bodyguard pimp for the girls
Kurtzman runs the money side of the business
Cross notices a little black girl who seems too young to be stripping at the club… she is a shooter girl but she wants to get into stripping
They are in Chicago… police lieutenant is corrupt Shield style
Kurtzman has a snuff ring on the side that Cross can’t remember
Little black girl (young oracle) witnesses a murder in that underground snuff production
Kurtzman and his goons see it is her
They are chasing her
But she is also the sister of police lieutenant… she manages to get call out and ask bro for help
Kurtzman lies and tells cops it was Cross that kidnapped the girl… but Cross is actually protecting her
Now cops all over Chicago are after Cross and oracle
Oracle starts to awaken and has Neo style abilities… but unique Oracle abilities
Cross has incredible combat skill and weapons skill
They fight off cops and goons… manhunt
There are cops working for Kurtzman
Cross starts to tap into his agent abilities and can now absorb human bodies to assume their identity
Oracle is confused… panicked
Cross stashes Oracle at a church with convent
Cross goes after Kurtzman at stripclub
Stripclub has Matrix assassins waiting for Cross
Meanwhile… Kurtzman had hired psycho assassin to find Oracle and kill her… that guy is at convent
Matrix assassins battle the Chicago cops and Cross slips away to get back to Oracle
Then they have to get to police brother and explain what happened
Cross killed by Matrix assassins… but Oracle kills the assassins and assumes her role as Oracle
X-MEN BROOD
(Marvel X-Men fanfiction)
Wolverine (John Bender)
Kitty Pryde (Brian)
Emma Frost (Alison)
Gladiator (Claire)
Colossus (Andy)
Deathbird “I am what I am”
Gladiator and Shiar praetorian guard on rescue mission in living Brood ship
Discover that Brood has infected some of Gladiator’s crew
They free Oracle… but she hatches into a broodling
Gladiator is getting swarmed… burst through outer wall of ship. He’s in space
He turns on power shield and is safe… he uses jet pack to get to Starjammer ship
Starjammer is empty… just AI Sikorsky and computer droid
He needs to save royal guard
Computer informs him that wolverine is top choice of guys nearby that can help save royal guard from brood
Cut.
Earth kitty pryde (not obvious) is in spooky old castle. Bram stoker
Damsel in distress… finds man back turned in bedroom… she goes to touch him and he vanishes
Then he is behind her and goes to bite her neck… Dracula
But Dracula is wolverine… phase power to escape… it is kitty we know now
Wolverine as Dracula corners her
But then Belasco appears and knocks out wolverine and he chases kitty
Then magik emerges and saves her from Belasco
Kitty goes wo-wo-wo… cancels program. We know it is danger room
Kitty complaining that illyana is real friend so shouldn’t be in the program. Wolvy complaining that being Dracula is idiotic… so whatever he fiddled with kitty’s program
Still arguing through halls of school… cameos at school
Storm tells kitty and wolvy to pick up colossus at airport coming back from family visit in Russia. Why not blackbird… scolded by storm… that wolvy should know what’s going on at the school
Cut.
Emma frost in cabin out in woods..in her lingerie… she is trying to bust out of cabin
She turns into diamond form and smashes the door… all four walls collapse as if the cabin was a tv set
She is on giant pinball machine
Pinball coming at her
Arcade on big screen laughing and mocking
She smashes through panel in ground and escapes murderworld
Arcade and Ms Locke are in control room… but emma isn’t roused because she knows they are simulations
Emma is in the dangerroom of Hellions are disappointed that they made such a poor program. One reminds the other that at least they beat their best time
Emma provides some wisdom as a lesson
Emma has coms message (it is from Deathbird but we can’t see that)… Emma is given instruction that she agrees to
Kitty and wolvy pick up colossus, but then gladiator lands in starjammer
Gladiator being dick and demanding… colossus annoyed and fight breaks out
Kitty runs onto starjammer and threatens to scramble sikorsky if gladiator doesn’t stop fighting
He surrenders and explains himself
Wolvy isn’t liking the idea of saving shiar royal guard against brood
Colossus is out… but kitty wants in
Kitty recuits colossus later at mansion
Emma frost comes to school and offers her assistance
The whole thing is iffy
Star jammer computer does percentage chance without emma and with emma… they are persuaded to take emma
Team: gladiator, wolvy, colossus, kitty, emma
Wolvy is expected to be infected… but gladiator hasn’t fully informed him of that yet
As they prepare… wolvy walks in on emma getting sexy outfit for battling… she approaches her sexy… but then it was illusion and she is beside him…
Storm sees them off… forge modifying starjammer
They are intercepted by a cruiser which pretends to be loyal to Lilandra but then it is revealed they are with Deathbird
A fight breaks out and a skrull spy is the only survivor who begs for his life
They reluctantly add the skrull spy to their team and continue to the brood ship
Now they get to the brood ship… gladiator will sneak so that wolvy gets infected… gladiator caught by colossus. They fight
Wolvy trying to overcome the brood infection
Deathbird arrives to avenge the destruction of her ship and crew
Gladiator moves on to save his imperial guard
Kitty attacked by deathbird… emma standing and watching. Won’t help
Finally emma helps… kitty uses her power to scramble deathbird’s wings
They all reunite… and gladiator has his guys, but he has been infected
Wolvy is doing better
Deathbird returns and attacks them all
Skrull spy fodder death for deathbird
Deathbird between team and starjammer… with brood approaching from behind
They get past deathbird and emma stays to battle deathbird… deathbird beats emma
Starjammer leaves with royal guard at helm… x-men demand returning for emma
x-men are beaten by imperial guard and dropped on earth
wolvy calls Shaw to let him know what happened… volunteers his help, but shaw declines… says he has the hellions
wrap up for the xmen (wolvy john bender fist and simple minds playing)
teaser – shaw and hellions find deathbird’s chamber on brood ship… seems she is turning brood into pets for invading force…. Then emma is revealed as the brood queen and attacks shaw and hellions
(Marvel X-Men fanfiction)
Wolverine (John Bender)
Kitty Pryde (Brian)
Emma Frost (Alison)
Gladiator (Claire)
Colossus (Andy)
Deathbird “I am what I am”
Gladiator and Shiar praetorian guard on rescue mission in living Brood ship
Discover that Brood has infected some of Gladiator’s crew
They free Oracle… but she hatches into a broodling
Gladiator is getting swarmed… burst through outer wall of ship. He’s in space
He turns on power shield and is safe… he uses jet pack to get to Starjammer ship
Starjammer is empty… just AI Sikorsky and computer droid
He needs to save royal guard
Computer informs him that wolverine is top choice of guys nearby that can help save royal guard from brood
Cut.
Earth kitty pryde (not obvious) is in spooky old castle. Bram stoker
Damsel in distress… finds man back turned in bedroom… she goes to touch him and he vanishes
Then he is behind her and goes to bite her neck… Dracula
But Dracula is wolverine… phase power to escape… it is kitty we know now
Wolverine as Dracula corners her
But then Belasco appears and knocks out wolverine and he chases kitty
Then magik emerges and saves her from Belasco
Kitty goes wo-wo-wo… cancels program. We know it is danger room
Kitty complaining that illyana is real friend so shouldn’t be in the program. Wolvy complaining that being Dracula is idiotic… so whatever he fiddled with kitty’s program
Still arguing through halls of school… cameos at school
Storm tells kitty and wolvy to pick up colossus at airport coming back from family visit in Russia. Why not blackbird… scolded by storm… that wolvy should know what’s going on at the school
Cut.
Emma frost in cabin out in woods..in her lingerie… she is trying to bust out of cabin
She turns into diamond form and smashes the door… all four walls collapse as if the cabin was a tv set
She is on giant pinball machine
Pinball coming at her
Arcade on big screen laughing and mocking
She smashes through panel in ground and escapes murderworld
Arcade and Ms Locke are in control room… but emma isn’t roused because she knows they are simulations
Emma is in the dangerroom of Hellions are disappointed that they made such a poor program. One reminds the other that at least they beat their best time
Emma provides some wisdom as a lesson
Emma has coms message (it is from Deathbird but we can’t see that)… Emma is given instruction that she agrees to
Kitty and wolvy pick up colossus, but then gladiator lands in starjammer
Gladiator being dick and demanding… colossus annoyed and fight breaks out
Kitty runs onto starjammer and threatens to scramble sikorsky if gladiator doesn’t stop fighting
He surrenders and explains himself
Wolvy isn’t liking the idea of saving shiar royal guard against brood
Colossus is out… but kitty wants in
Kitty recuits colossus later at mansion
Emma frost comes to school and offers her assistance
The whole thing is iffy
Star jammer computer does percentage chance without emma and with emma… they are persuaded to take emma
Team: gladiator, wolvy, colossus, kitty, emma
Wolvy is expected to be infected… but gladiator hasn’t fully informed him of that yet
As they prepare… wolvy walks in on emma getting sexy outfit for battling… she approaches her sexy… but then it was illusion and she is beside him…
Storm sees them off… forge modifying starjammer
They are intercepted by a cruiser which pretends to be loyal to Lilandra but then it is revealed they are with Deathbird
A fight breaks out and a skrull spy is the only survivor who begs for his life
They reluctantly add the skrull spy to their team and continue to the brood ship
Now they get to the brood ship… gladiator will sneak so that wolvy gets infected… gladiator caught by colossus. They fight
Wolvy trying to overcome the brood infection
Deathbird arrives to avenge the destruction of her ship and crew
Gladiator moves on to save his imperial guard
Kitty attacked by deathbird… emma standing and watching. Won’t help
Finally emma helps… kitty uses her power to scramble deathbird’s wings
They all reunite… and gladiator has his guys, but he has been infected
Wolvy is doing better
Deathbird returns and attacks them all
Skrull spy fodder death for deathbird
Deathbird between team and starjammer… with brood approaching from behind
They get past deathbird and emma stays to battle deathbird… deathbird beats emma
Starjammer leaves with royal guard at helm… x-men demand returning for emma
x-men are beaten by imperial guard and dropped on earth
wolvy calls Shaw to let him know what happened… volunteers his help, but shaw declines… says he has the hellions
wrap up for the xmen (wolvy john bender fist and simple minds playing)
teaser – shaw and hellions find deathbird’s chamber on brood ship… seems she is turning brood into pets for invading force…. Then emma is revealed as the brood queen and attacks shaw and hellions
X-MEN FRONT
(Marvel X-Men fanfiction)
Storm, Rogue, Cyclops, Wolverine (X-Men Front)
Television network has launched… pirate… 24/7 antimutant propaganda
Network… from Soros character with his antifa militia
Spiral of Mojoverse shows up to make network happen for Soros
Shows like Geraldo… “mutants destroyed my life”
Show like COPS … arresting skid row mutants that use powers to rob stores and so on
Network becoming popular
So X-Men Front have to end the network… by going in and infiltrating
Hiring for all positions… X-Men Front change image and pose as new hires
Come in different angles… Wolverine in as janitor, Cyclops in as catering, Storm in as weatherwoman, Rogue in as director
Cyclops outed… accident in the cafeteria… glasses knocked off… he disappears and plays overwatch from a distance
They discover Spiral… she portals to mojoverse and they step through as well
Mojo and Spiral set a trap and they are waiting for X-Men
Mojo changes the look and makes them their famous hero look… they are put into gladiator matches
Longshot is there and help them escape the gladiator arena
They get to Mojo and threaten his life… he denies it is him… and blames Spiral
X-Men sent to Spiral Body Shoppe
Spiral has spell going that makes them think they are dutiful workers for the Soros network
They are hypnotised
They are separated and their crews are sent to locations to do coverage of the mutant menace.
Juggernaut, (other villain cameo) etc…. kill each of the X-Men
Spiral resurrects them
And they are now remade as Mojoverse stable fighters.. but not Storm who is bodyshopped
Cosmic battles… But they start to remember who they were
They get out of Mojoverse… armtwist Spiral into getting them in to dismantle Soros network
Soros was actually Mr Sinister pretending
Ends up in the sewers… Morlocks commandeered to help battle Sinister and the Marauders
Spiral shows up with remade Storm…
Storm decimates Marauders in her new form
She goes crazy and is going to kill the Morlocks and the X-Men, but they get through to her
They throw Spiral back into Mojoverse and he is displeased… he forces Spiral into the pathetic stable fighter role
X-Men are watching that on TVs in a store window, then cuts back to regular programming… it’s over
Epilogue teaser is Longshot and Sinister making a pact
Longshot wants Rogue dead… Sinister will help
(Marvel X-Men fanfiction)
Storm, Rogue, Cyclops, Wolverine (X-Men Front)
Television network has launched… pirate… 24/7 antimutant propaganda
Network… from Soros character with his antifa militia
Spiral of Mojoverse shows up to make network happen for Soros
Shows like Geraldo… “mutants destroyed my life”
Show like COPS … arresting skid row mutants that use powers to rob stores and so on
Network becoming popular
So X-Men Front have to end the network… by going in and infiltrating
Hiring for all positions… X-Men Front change image and pose as new hires
Come in different angles… Wolverine in as janitor, Cyclops in as catering, Storm in as weatherwoman, Rogue in as director
Cyclops outed… accident in the cafeteria… glasses knocked off… he disappears and plays overwatch from a distance
They discover Spiral… she portals to mojoverse and they step through as well
Mojo and Spiral set a trap and they are waiting for X-Men
Mojo changes the look and makes them their famous hero look… they are put into gladiator matches
Longshot is there and help them escape the gladiator arena
They get to Mojo and threaten his life… he denies it is him… and blames Spiral
X-Men sent to Spiral Body Shoppe
Spiral has spell going that makes them think they are dutiful workers for the Soros network
They are hypnotised
They are separated and their crews are sent to locations to do coverage of the mutant menace.
Juggernaut, (other villain cameo) etc…. kill each of the X-Men
Spiral resurrects them
And they are now remade as Mojoverse stable fighters.. but not Storm who is bodyshopped
Cosmic battles… But they start to remember who they were
They get out of Mojoverse… armtwist Spiral into getting them in to dismantle Soros network
Soros was actually Mr Sinister pretending
Ends up in the sewers… Morlocks commandeered to help battle Sinister and the Marauders
Spiral shows up with remade Storm…
Storm decimates Marauders in her new form
She goes crazy and is going to kill the Morlocks and the X-Men, but they get through to her
They throw Spiral back into Mojoverse and he is displeased… he forces Spiral into the pathetic stable fighter role
X-Men are watching that on TVs in a store window, then cuts back to regular programming… it’s over
Epilogue teaser is Longshot and Sinister making a pact
Longshot wants Rogue dead… Sinister will help